May 2, 2011

Our New Holiday

Osama Bin Laden consult his Astrologer about the date of his death.
Analysing  the data his astrologer told him, "you will die on an American Holiday"
"Which one?" Bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replies the astrologer. 
"Whenever you die it'll be a National American Holiday."
So they don't wanted to celebrate on May 1st from now on May 2nd will be Pay day.

God Bless America

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