Dec 16, 2015

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

I got an E-mail with an old joke don't miss the punch line. this reminds me the great movie Annie Get Your Gun with the wonderful song Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better.
Some of the Troopers Will Always Help you.
  People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
"What's the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you."  The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers' office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."

And I Imagine at first that this is part of Fargo season 2 

Nov 13, 2015

My Fargo

Fargo for me is my uncle's green pickup. oh I miss this vehicle, the same one which I love traveling with my uncle towing cars.


so last year I first heard about the Fargo TV series and at first I imagined that my favorite truck will be the main issue of the TV series  so I start watching it. The first season was really great. A thrilling story involving blood and a lot of humor. every body loves shlemiels and one of the main characters is a real shlemiel. I really get disappointed while watching season 2. no continuation to season 1 unless you think about the gallons of blood and the country cops to be smarter then the regular rednecks.
anyway I recommend watching season 1 but not season 2, look for some better TV series.

Jul 3, 2015

Seven Factors Fighting The Alzheimer's disease

It took me five years, to prove my theorem that the probability to suffer from the Alzheimer's disease is higher if you leave in a rich country. Take a look at the table - Link.

For the past five years I had conducted a survey among 5,130 people from 30 countries and these are the following conclusions:
1. Benzodiazepine pills are your number one brain foe, don't use it under the age of 55.   
2. Fried food is your second brain foe.
3. Drinking milk is your third brain foe.
4. Eating Salmon and/or Herrings fishes is bad for your brain. 
5. Eating vegetables and fruits will not really help you. 
6. Eat buckwheat in your meals, this might help your brain to recover.
7. You may continue smoking and drinking, these habits have no influence on our brains.

For more information - Link

Who Gets Alzheimer’s Disease? - Source

  • 2-in-3  people with Alzheimer’s are women. (Alzheimer’s Association)
  • African American and Hispanic Americans are more likely to develop Alzheimer’s than white Americans. (Alzheimer’s Association)
  • North Dakota has a higher rate of Alzheimer’s mortality than any other state (54 Alzheimer’s deaths a year per 100,000 residents)
  • Alzheimer’s mortality is lowest in Nevada (11 Alzheimer’s deaths a year per each 100,000 residents) (Alzheimer’s Association)
  • 30% of people with Alzheimer’s also have heart disease, and 29% also have diabetes. (Alzheimer’s Association)


Apr 1, 2015

April Fool's Day Suckers

   I love the day after April 1st reading about all the jokes and scams people create. but on the other hand I feel some of the suckers are the creative people who spent plenty of time to work out these jokes.
I got that link and I ate the whole baloney so I feel you should enjoy it too.
Gambling is one of mankind’s oldest activities, as evidenced by writings and objects found in tombs and other historical places (Taken from Britannica) Therefore, we (CasinoTrip) have created an info-graphic map to mark the most amazing Gambling activities throughout human history. Recent studies show,  based on hundreds of manuscripts and historical indications, that these following cultures and places had gambling related activities. - Link

Dec 19, 2014

Find The Differences

Surveys show that 95 percent of the people, are playing with their smartphone in public. They all belong today to the e-Church, or maybe they are doing e-meditation aren't they?.


Dec 16, 2014

African Perpetuum Mobile

We all know from our high school study that you can't get energy for free which in Latin is Perpetuum Mobile. but in Africa and India where labor cost pennies you prefer to use manpower instead of machinery.
Perpetuum Mobile

Great Team 

Throwing Cement

Polish Cement Magician.

Nov 26, 2014

Sixteen Ways To Open A Wine Bottle

My Friend sent me this great clip, so I got familiar with the Knallerfrauen clips.
I will investigate them ASAP and let you have fun.
How for God sake is she unplugging the cork.

How To Unplug Corks Without a Corkscrew