Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Feb 3, 2018

The Bitcoin Rush

If you want to join the Bitcoin Rush, you should go mining with young kids. Their vision is clear and free of any "Brown Elephants".
Blockchain vs Ballchain

Oct 27, 2014

The Gambler

   The Russian President went to Vegas incognito. As he entered the terminal, he looked around and gazed on the slot machines all around the hall. he ordered his bodyguard "hand me ten bucks" Putin put in the bill, pressed a button and got a pack of Kent cigarettes, wow!.


he asked for another ten, inserted it and pressed the button and now the machine delivered a pack of Rothmans cigarettes, wow!.

he asked for another ten bucks, inserted the bill and this time the machine delivered a pack of Parliament cigarettes

Putin asked for another ten bucks, but Igor nodded "Vlad, I'm out of cash".
"ёб твою мать!" (Yób tvoyú mat' -"Gosh") hurry to the change machine and bring me more 10 bucks bills, can't you see I'm lucky!"
Igor returned and Putin put in another bill and the machine emitted now an Old Gold pack of cigarettes and another pack of Eagle cigarettes.
Putin cry "I've got a Poker hand" 

If you are Russian please tell Putin to come once again to Vegas but now his bodyguard should use this application CasinoTrip. it is a cool app so next time he might enjoy gambling in a real casino.
from their website  I can see they have information from all over the world. Neat site and a great app - I totally recommend it to anyone who travels and likes to visit a casino.

Oct 9, 2014

The Wedding Photographer Scene

   Thomas sent me last week a great clip which I would prefer calling it "Who slept with the groom?" this vjoke is hilarious. maybe you might find a former clip so please let me know.
Who slept with the groom
 

“A police officer stops a motorist speeding down Main Street. ‘But officer,’ the man says, ‘I can explain—’ ‘Be quiet,’ snaps the officer. ‘I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.’ ‘But, officer, I just wanted to say—’ says the driver. ‘And I say keep quiet! You’re going to jail!’ replies the officer. A few hours later the officer looks in on his prisoner and says, ‘Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.’ ‘Don’t count on it,’ answers the motorist. ‘I’m the groom.’” Source

Oct 5, 2014

Inspector Jacques Clouseau Last Plot

  Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau was called urgently to solve the mystery. Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with a very wide smile on their faces. Cause the local police can't find out they called Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau to investigate.
"First body," says
Clouseau, "Pierre Dubois, the Engineer, 69, died while coming screwing a prostitute, hence the Smile." 
"Second body" says Clouseau,"Remy Beauvais, pimp, 25 Died of Meth(Methamphetamine) poisoning, hence the Smile." 
The Police Inspector asked, "And what about this third body?" 
 "Ah," says Clouseau, "this is the most unusual one. Jacques Brel, Belgian, 18, struck by lightning."
 "Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Police Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken"!
 
Inspector Clouseau plays billiards.


Clouseau Must Fix The Lighter.

Oct 3, 2014

They Desire To Look Like Baboons

  Some time I am gazing on perfect butts and try imagine, is it natural or refurbished. Butt load using silicon injections help some people. Maybe I should inject two pound of silicon to my butt, cause my pant hang low and always slip down.



Check the clip and look at the Baboons. Are we heading a fashion of the Baboon syndrome.

Sep 30, 2014

French Cougar Hunting Secrets

  My mother in law sent me that great clip showing how cougars are hunting. She may be ready next week, don't let her cheat you.

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The Cougar Secret.
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Double Gen Sex

Double Gen Sex
See also the post about Double Generation Sex

Here is another clip using some makeup and silicon skies for hunting some good time. Sugar daddy looks hunting a chic and found a cougar instead I love to call that clip old Boomerang.
  
Two Used Boomerang

Aug 13, 2014

Meet Mr. Dickhead

My Friend sent me a great clip Mr. dickhead is full of shit and he try to impress his date.



The Comedy Store (Dutch).
Mr and Mrs Bok go wine tasting this week, and oysters food. Everything they eat is dead. 

May 2, 2014

Horny Girls

   This morning I found an e-Mail from my friend Gordon, he sent me some funny pictures taken by horny people. Check the scenes and imagine yourself at the same place, how do you behave near nude sculptures, did you dream taking your boyfriend to the hotel and do some sewing job.

Anyone who has pictures of these statues may tell us about his experience, thank you.



Apr 1, 2014

Chicken Game In The Ocean

This joke we use to tell many years ago, and to tell the true I really forgot all about it.
Last week I received this joke and I would like to share it, cause of the moral "Every Captain is a professionalist as far he is sober"

A-853 (Spanish-American encounter recapped by a Russian Americanist Mikhail Zadornov)


 

An ALLEGED conversation between Americans and Galicians recorded off the coast of Finisterre, Galicia. source
<Transmission begins>
Galician:
"This is A-853, please change your course 15 degrees South to avoid colliding with us. You are coming straight towards us, distance 25 nautical miles."

American:
"We recommend that you change your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision."

Galician:
"Negative. We repeat, change your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision."

American:
"You are talking to the captain of a ship of the United States of America. We insist you turn your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision."

Galician:
"We do not consider that feasible or advisable, we suggest that you change your course 15 degrees South to avoid colliding with us."

American (very angry):
"You are talking to Captain Richard James Howard, at the bridge of the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln of the USA Navy, the second biggest warship of the North American fleet. We are escorted by two battleships, three destroyers, five cruisers, four submarines and numerous amphibious support vessels. I am not suggesting, I am ordering you to change your course 15 degrees North! Otherwise we will be forced to take any measures necessary to guarantee both the safety of this ship and the force of this coalition. You belong to an allied country and a member of NATO, so obey immediately and get out of our way!"

Galician:
"You are speaking to Jose Manuel Otero-Rivas. We are two people. We are escorted by our dog, our food, two beers and a canary that is currently asleep.  We have the support of Radio Coruňa FM and Channel 16 for marine emergencies. We are not intending to move anywhere as we are speaking to you from the mainland, from lighthouse A-853 of Finisterre on the coast of Galicia, and we don’t have a f*cking clue what our ranking is of Spanish lighthouses.
You may take whatever measures you consider opportune and bloody well feel like to guarantee the safety of your goddamn ship, which is about to shred itself on the rocks, but what we continue to insist and suggest as the best, most sane and more recommendable course of action, is to turn 15 degrees South to avoid colliding with us."

American:
"OK. Received. Thank you."

<End of transmission>

Gallegos y Norteamericanos

Jan 11, 2014

What Are Mister Bean Shoe Size?

My friend Gordon ask me a great quiz about Mr. Bean. What are his shoe size?
Watch the following clip and try to answer without using Google or any other mine diggers.

Nov 4, 2013

Manchester Polite Driver

  Gordon and Bobby were waiting at a London street waving for a Taxi. All of a sudden a blue Jaguar passes by and sprinkles on them water from the puddle, moistens them from head to foot. Both curse the rude car driver and try to clean themselves. Than Bob says : " In Manchester they behave politely, believe me"  Gordon asks: "Tell me about"

"In Manchester the driver would stop his car, apologizes, ask you to come to his home, let you enjoy a nice hot bath, send your cloths to the laundry, gives you dry clothes and a meal and insists on this that you will stay at his place for the night. In the morning he would gave you 500 pounds, brings you the clean cloths from the laundry and sent you back home"
Gordon was shocked : " What?! all of this happened to you?!"
Bobby: "Not me, to my wife."

Nov 3, 2013

True Or False

Check the clip, whats your opinion is that clip set up, or is it an asshole. My opinion this is prank. so I prefer the Chinese clip.


Chinese Angry Owner Destroys His Lamborghini- False


Angry Chinese Car Owner Destroy Maserati - False

Nov 1, 2013

How To Use A Sink Pump

The candidate was trying to overcome her voice limits check how the X Factor judge cure her, hilarious. You must buy one and shut up all the saw voices in your neighborhood. some times you will need a baseball stick.

Oct 20, 2013

Connect Two Mean Bears

Did You Came Here For Hunting Or Screwing? 
   Gordon's wife bought him a bear shotgun for his 60th birthday. So the next day he went out for hunting a Black Bear. He spend the whole day tracing the trails and was almost to give up, as finally he manages to spot the Black Bear. Gordon shots and hit the bear but, the beast disappeared in the wood. He followed the wounded bear, he was trying to find the beast, but without luck. As he decided to return to his truck, he gets tapped on the shoulder.
He looks behind him.. "OMG, the wounded Black bear"...The 1000 pound mean bear screw him and bolt. The next two weeks Gordon spent at the nearest hospital.
 

As he recovered he went out and bought a professional bear shotgun and returned to the forest to hunt the MF bear. Gordon was real lucky, very soon he recognized the bear and shoot him twice, off course he hit the beast, but the bear escaped again. Cold sweat crawls along his spine as he feel the bear behind. This time the Black bear raped him twice. The next two months Gordon spent at the hospital.
 
After another month at home, he went out and bought an elephant shotgun. The next weekend Gordon headed to the forest to hunt the MF bear. Gordon traced the woods for the whole week, on Friday evening near his tent he meet the Bear. Believe me, Gordon was the best sniper I ever met, and he gave the bear two slugs, the Black magician Bear recovered the shots and disappeared again.
On the next moment he was held by the bears arms which cry "You faggot did you came here for hunting or screwing? 


I add that old Joke which was one of Gordon's favorites, cause I read that article which I share with you. 

Man grabs bear’s tongue during attack near Grand Falls Source

A woodlot owner near Grand Falls, N.B., says he's lucky to be alive after a bear attacked him in the woods.
Gilles Cyr said he was walking through his woodlot two weeks ago when suddenly something black came flying out of the woods at him.
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The province’s black bear population has jumped to 17,000 from about 12,000 eight years ago. One reason for the increase is the drop in bear hunting licences. (CBC)
“When I opened up my eyes it was on top of me — with the friggin’ noise, it’s crazy the way it growls. Right from the stomach. It’s not from the mouth, it’s just inside. His mouth was wide open right in front of my face so the last thing I remember I had his tongue in my hand and I didn’t want to let go because he was trying to fight me off. So he was hitting me with his claws, so I says, ‘If you're going to hurt me, I’m going to hurt you too.’ So he was biting his tongue at the same time,” he said.
“For a second, I thought I was dead … that’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you open your eyes and see that friggin’ mouth full of teeth and a tongue in there. It’s like ... an extreme sport,” he said with a chuckle.
Cyr said grabbing the bear’s tongue was just instinct.
He said he managed to escape behind a tree but not before the bear clawed his belly and bit his knee.
The bear followed him but then appeared to lose interest and walked away.
He was treated for superficial wounds at the hospital.
Cyr said that a warden told him he has permission to track down the bear and kill it as a nuisance animal — however an official with Natural Resources said Cyr may require a permit. Source

 

 

Sep 13, 2013

I love To investigate Your Flags

I love marketing and advertising so I tried to investigate the behavior of the US customers by using the region Flags. The basic assumption is that the visitors distribution of US residents in my blog behave proportional to the distribution of the population. Let me hear your comments about the visitors distribution in your blogs.

Checking the figures brings me to the following conclusions:
1. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc,  seems to be Lacking a sense of humor eh?

2. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc, are not participating the web 2.0 so if you want to spend advertising budget be careful only 15% of the population shall be your target audience which will be exposed to your ads campaign. The traditional TV and Radio may work better in these states.

3. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc, are not surfing the net during working hours. If you are an employer, you should promote your people they don't waste your resources.

4. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc, do not share anything with theirs friends.

So if you are here for the first time, just enjoy my favorite article and please share it with your car dealer, he will love it.



The Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken"......more
 

Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2011/01/broken-back-axle.html#sthash.d2FAaeTe.dpuf

Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2011/01/broken-back-axle.html#sthash.d2FAaeTe.dpuf

Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2011/01/broken-back-axle.html#sthash.d2FAaeTe.dpuf

Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2011/01/broken-back-axle.html#sthash.d2FAaeTe.dpuf
Chart 1 - My Visitors Distribution
  

State
Pop (M)
   %    Pop.
My Visitors Rank
My Blog Visitors
   %     Visitors % Ads  Customers

Total 307.0
100


4046
100

1  California     37.0
12
1 2264
56.0 100
2  Texas 24.8
8.1
7
85
2.1 26
3  New York 19.5
6.4
4 135
3.3 52
4  Florida 18.5
6
9
69
1.7 28
5  Illinois 12.9
4.2
11
40
1.0 24
6  Pennsylvania 12.6
4.1
13
33
0.8 20
7  Ohio 11.5
3.8
12
37
0.9 24
8  Michigan 10.0
3.2
14
31
0.8 24
9  Georgia 9.8
3.2
3 160
4.0 100
10  North Carolina 9.4
3.1
16
27
0.7 22
11  New Jersey 8.7
2.8
19
20
0.5
18
12  Virginia 7.9
2.6
8
72
1.8 68
13  Washington 6.7
2.2
2 480
11.9 100
14  Arizona 6.6
2.1
22
15
0.4
18
15  Massachusetts 6.6
2.1
15
28
0.7 33
16  Indiana 6.4
2.1
26
11
0.3
13
17  Tennessee 6.3
2.1
30
8
0.2
9
18  Missouri 6.0
2
24
11
0.3
14
19  Maryland 5.7
1.9
17
24
0.6 31
20   Wisconsin 5.7
1.8
29
8
0.2
11
21  Minnesota 5.3
1.7
21
16
0.4
23
22  Colorado 5.0
1.6
20
18
0.4
28
23  Alabama 4.7
1.5
18
22
0.5
36
24  South Carolina 4.6
1.5
6
85
2.1 100
25  Louisiana 4.5
1.5
25
11
0.3
18
26  Kentucky 4.3
1.4
27
10
0.2
18
27  Oregon 3.8
1.2
10
65
1.6 100
28  Oklahoma 3.7
1.2
38
5
0.1
10
29  Connecticut 3.5
1.1
28
9
0.2
20
30  Iowa 3.0
1
5 99
2.4 100
31  Mississippi 3.0
1
31
8
0.2
20
32  Arkansas 2.9
0.9
41
4
0.1
11
33  Kansas 2.8
0.9
32
7
0.2
19
34  Utah 2.8
0.9
33
7
0.2
19
35  Nevada 2.6
0.9
35
6
0.1
16
36  New Mexico 2.0
0.7
36
6
0.1
21
37  West Virginia 1.8
0.6
49
2
0.0
8
38  Nebraska 1.8
0.6
43
4
0.1
16
39  Idaho 1.5
0.5
47
2
0.0
10
40  New Hampshire 1.3
0.4
42
4
0.1
25
41  Maine 1.3
0.4
39
5
0.1
31
42  Hawaii 1.3
0.4
40
5
0.1
31
43  Rhode Island 1.1
0.3
44
3
0.1
25
44   Montana 1.0
0.3
34
6
0.1
49
45  Delaware 0.9
0.3
37
5
0.1
41
46  South Dakota 0.8
0.3
46
3
0.1
25
47  Alaska 0.7
0.2
45
3
0.1
37
48  North Dakota 0.6
0.2
51
1
0.0
12
49  Vermont 0.6
0.2
50
1
0.0
12
50  Wyoming 0.5
0.2
48
2
0.0
25
51 DC 0.6
0.2
23    13
0.3 100













State Population My Visitors Rank    %    Pop.

    United States 307,006,550

1  California    36,961,664 1 12.0
2  Texas 24,782,302 7 8.1
3  New York 19,541,453 4 6.4
4  Florida 18,537,969 9 6.0
5  Illinois 12,910,409 12 4.2
6  Pennsylvania 12,604,767 13 4.1
7  Ohio 11,542,645 11 3.8
8  Michigan 9,969,727 15 3.2
9  Georgia 9,829,211 3 3.2
10  North Carolina 9,380,884 16 3.1
11  New Jersey 8,707,739 20 2.8
12  Virginia 7,882,590 10 2.6
13  Washington 6,664,195 2 2.2
14  Arizona 6,595,778 21 2.1
15  Massachusetts 6,593,587 19 2.1
16  Indiana 6,423,113 27 2.1
17  Tennessee 6,296,254 28 2.1
18  Missouri 5,987,580 25 2.0
19  Maryland 5,699,478 18 1.9
20   Wisconsin 5,654,774 29 1.8
21  Minnesota 5,266,214 24 1.7
22  Colorado 5,024,748 17 1.6
23  Alabama 4,708,708 14 1.5
24  South Carolina 4,561,242 6 1.5
25  Louisiana 4,492,076 23 1.5
26  Kentucky 4,314,113 33 1.4
27  Oregon 3,825,657 8 1.2
28  Oklahoma 3,687,050 36 1.2
29  Connecticut 3,518,288 26 1.1
30  Iowa 3,007,856 5 1.0
31  Mississippi 2,951,996 30 1.0
32  Arkansas 2,889,450 34 0.9
33  Kansas 2,818,747 32 0.9
34  Utah 2,784,572 38 0.9
35  Nevada 2,643,085 31 0.9
36  New Mexico 2,009,671 39 0.7
37  West Virginia 1,819,777 37 0.6
38  Nebraska 1,796,619 41 0.6
39  Idaho 1,545,801 42 0.5
40  New Hampshire 1,324,575 44 0.4
41  Maine 1,318,301 37 0.4
42  Hawaii 1,295,178 40 0.4
43  Rhode Island 1,053,209 43 0.3
44   Montana 974,989 35 0.3
45  Delaware 885,122 46 0.3
46  South Dakota 812,383 49 0.3
47  Alaska 698,473 48 0.2
48  North Dakota 646,844 NA 0.2
49  Vermont 621,760 45 0.2
50  Wyoming 544,270 47 0.2
51  District of Columbia 599,657 22 0.2
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2012/05/distribution-of-my-us-visitors.html#sthash.L1DDJ58X.dpuf
State Population My Visitors Rank    %    Pop.

    United States 307,006,550

1  California    36,961,664 1 12.0
2  Texas 24,782,302 7 8.1
3  New York 19,541,453 4 6.4
4  Florida 18,537,969 9 6.0
5  Illinois 12,910,409 12 4.2
6  Pennsylvania 12,604,767 13 4.1
7  Ohio 11,542,645 11 3.8
8  Michigan 9,969,727 15 3.2
9  Georgia 9,829,211 3 3.2
10  North Carolina 9,380,884 16 3.1
11  New Jersey 8,707,739 20 2.8
12  Virginia 7,882,590 10 2.6
13  Washington 6,664,195 2 2.2
14  Arizona 6,595,778 21 2.1
15  Massachusetts 6,593,587 19 2.1
16  Indiana 6,423,113 27 2.1
17  Tennessee 6,296,254 28 2.1
18  Missouri 5,987,580 25 2.0
19  Maryland 5,699,478 18 1.9
20   Wisconsin 5,654,774 29 1.8
21  Minnesota 5,266,214 24 1.7
22  Colorado 5,024,748 17 1.6
23  Alabama 4,708,708 14 1.5
24  South Carolina 4,561,242 6 1.5
25  Louisiana 4,492,076 23 1.5
26  Kentucky 4,314,113 33 1.4
27  Oregon 3,825,657 8 1.2
28  Oklahoma 3,687,050 36 1.2
29  Connecticut 3,518,288 26 1.1
30  Iowa 3,007,856 5 1.0
31  Mississippi 2,951,996 30 1.0
32  Arkansas 2,889,450 34 0.9
33  Kansas 2,818,747 32 0.9
34  Utah 2,784,572 38 0.9
35  Nevada 2,643,085 31 0.9
36  New Mexico 2,009,671 39 0.7
37  West Virginia 1,819,777 37 0.6
38  Nebraska 1,796,619 41 0.6
39  Idaho 1,545,801 42 0.5
40  New Hampshire 1,324,575 44 0.4
41  Maine 1,318,301 37 0.4
42  Hawaii 1,295,178 40 0.4
43  Rhode Island 1,053,209 43 0.3
44   Montana 974,989 35 0.3
45  Delaware 885,122 46 0.3
46  South Dakota 812,383 49 0.3
47  Alaska 698,473 48 0.2
48  North Dakota 646,844 NA 0.2
49  Vermont 621,760 45 0.2
50  Wyoming 544,270 47 0.2
51  District of Columbia 599,657 22 0.2
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2012/05/distribution-of-my-us-visitors.html#sthash.L1DDJ58X.dpuf
State Population My Visitors Rank    %    Pop.

    United States 307,006,550

1  California    36,961,664 1 12.0
2  Texas 24,782,302 7 8.1
3  New York 19,541,453 4 6.4
4  Florida 18,537,969 9 6.0
5  Illinois 12,910,409 12 4.2
6  Pennsylvania 12,604,767 13 4.1
7  Ohio 11,542,645 11 3.8
8  Michigan 9,969,727 15 3.2
9  Georgia 9,829,211 3 3.2
10  North Carolina 9,380,884 16 3.1
11  New Jersey 8,707,739 20 2.8
12  Virginia 7,882,590 10 2.6
13  Washington 6,664,195 2 2.2
14  Arizona 6,595,778 21 2.1
15  Massachusetts 6,593,587 19 2.1
16  Indiana 6,423,113 27 2.1
17  Tennessee 6,296,254 28 2.1
18  Missouri 5,987,580 25 2.0
19  Maryland 5,699,478 18 1.9
20   Wisconsin 5,654,774 29 1.8
21  Minnesota 5,266,214 24 1.7
22  Colorado 5,024,748 17 1.6
23  Alabama 4,708,708 14 1.5
24  South Carolina 4,561,242 6 1.5
25  Louisiana 4,492,076 23 1.5
26  Kentucky 4,314,113 33 1.4
27  Oregon 3,825,657 8 1.2
28  Oklahoma 3,687,050 36 1.2
29  Connecticut 3,518,288 26 1.1
30  Iowa 3,007,856 5 1.0
31  Mississippi 2,951,996 30 1.0
32  Arkansas 2,889,450 34 0.9
33  Kansas 2,818,747 32 0.9
34  Utah 2,784,572 38 0.9
35  Nevada 2,643,085 31 0.9
36  New Mexico 2,009,671 39 0.7
37  West Virginia 1,819,777 37 0.6
38  Nebraska 1,796,619 41 0.6
39  Idaho 1,545,801 42 0.5
40  New Hampshire 1,324,575 44 0.4
41  Maine 1,318,301 37 0.4
42  Hawaii 1,295,178 40 0.4
43  Rhode Island 1,053,209 43 0.3
44   Montana 974,989 35 0.3
45  Delaware 885,122 46 0.3
46  South Dakota 812,383 49 0.3
47  Alaska 698,473 48 0.2
48  North Dakota 646,844 NA 0.2
49  Vermont 621,760 45 0.2
50  Wyoming 544,270 47 0.2
51  District of Columbia 599,657 22 0.2
- See more at: http://iscream18.blogspot.co.il/2012/05/distribution-of-my-us-visitors.html#sthash.L1DDJ58X.dpuf