Jul 31, 2012

Proud Fathers

Proud father version 1
Once upon a time Jeff went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.

he sits down waiting for the delivery, finally the nurse says, "Congratulations Jeff, your
wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." 
The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm not surprised, I have a dork the size of a chimney." 
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are black."

Proud father version 2 
Four old friends met after 25 years they were telling each other about the old days. After five rounds of beers Jeff leaves for a bathroom break. Bob says, “I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars instead studying college. but pretty soon he became a car salesman, and after ten years he became a dealer. he’s so successful that he just gave his friend a new Mercedes as a birthday present.”

Tom says, “I was worried about my son too, because he started as a driver for a construction company, but very soon he refurbish homes and sell them and after ten years he became the CEO of that construction company. he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house as a birthday present.”

Gerry says, “Yeah, I hear you. my son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. but within ten years he is cutting fat coupons millions bucks.he’s so wealthy that he just gave his friend half a million bucks 
as a birthday present.”

Jeff comes back from the Loo. Bob asked him to tell what makes him a proud father. Jeff says, “Well, my son starts working as a barber and after ten years he still working as a barber last week he told us he’s gay. But, I try to look at the bright side one of his friends just bought him a new Mercedes, another friend gave him a wonderful house, and Guy his best friend gave him half a million bucks for his birthday.”

Jul 22, 2012

Shoulder Arms

Lets enjoy an old movie of Charlie Chaplin "Shoulder Arms" about  an American Soldier in France participating the Great War at 1918. Charlie try to became an hero who goes on a daring mission behind enemy lines.

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Full Film

Jul 21, 2012

Prince Hunting

Dee learn by trial and error how to hunt her prince.

Safe Sex

Finally Dee hunted her big fish

Jul 14, 2012

Wishful Thinking, You May Dream

Gordon my friend sent me that clip, hilarious. so share it with your ladies two.

Jul 5, 2012

The Biggest Asshole

My friend Gordon told me about the great party he participated last week. He ate one of the most delicious medallions of meat at a party. so he asked the host about that dish. the host whispered that that is an elephant meat and gave him the details of the deli store. Gordon hurried yesterday to the store asking for the Elephant meat. The Seller asked him what kind of elephant meat he would like and Gordon asks for his advise. So the seller recommended him to buy the butt slices, Gordon bought six cans of elephant butt meat.
The next day Gordon conduct a party for our best friend beers and elephant meat. As he opened the first can he found it empty, so he opened the second can and it was empty too and so were all the rest of the cans. Gordon became really mad so he called the deli store. "hey Jeff, you sold me six cans of elephants meat and I found no meat in the cans."
The seller asks Gordon "remind me please what kind of meat did you ordered?" Gordon replies The elephants butt meat". "poor man" the seller said "they pack your cans with the elephant's asshole", it's your blooming luck.