Mar 28, 2011

Old Fisherman

    Fishing at Times Square!
   An old fisherman was sitting near a deep puddle in Times Square and holds a fishing rod. Two Japanese tourists came closer and asked him to let them take, few shots with him. "I will charge you twenty bucks" said the fisherman. The elder Japanese handed him the bill, and after they finished taking the pictures with him the young Japanese asked the fisherman "Were you lucky today? how many fishes you hooked?". "you are mine third catch for today" replied the man.
Try hard to find the old fisherman in the clip!!!

 OMG bless the fishes.
  Two guys Brad and Tom were out fishing to the lake. Brad was unlucky, he tried changing hooks, floats and baits, but the fishes didn't want to get even close.  While Tom standing not too far away fetch the fishes without using the rod.
  Brad asked Tom how are you doing it? Tom told him "undress your pants and underwear and stand in the water, the fishes will come to bite your balls!, grab them out of the water as fast as you can". Ten minutes passed and Brad was still unlucky. Tom called him "what's up with you Brad, the fishes didn't like you?"
   Brad looks so happy "OMG bless the fishes, I will let them live"

  Anything you can do, I can do better 
  Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, “I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!” “That bad, huh” “She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!”

The Osprey went fishing link

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