Dee's friend came visit her once a week at noon. At that day Tommy her son stay at home evading school, he hides in the bedroom closet watching the couple making love. Suddenly Mr. Jeff Dee's husband returned home unexpectedly. Dee put her friend in the bedroom closet.
Tommy whispers: "It's dark in here."
The man replies: "Yes, it is."
Tommy: "Sir, It will cost you 50 bucks!"
Two weeks latter unfortunately Tommy and the man meets again in the same place.
Tommy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Tommy: "Second time will cost you 100 bucks."
Man: "That's blackmailing I'll give you only 50 bucks"
Tommy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Okay, here is the hundred bucks."
The next week Dee found her Tommy in the closet stealing 20 bucks from her handbag
Dee says, "Now I understand where you got the money to buy your games, we are going right now to church, you should make your confess."
Dee pushed Tommy into the confession booth and closes the door.
Tommy says: "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, now you are in my closet!"