My Friend Gordon went out pubing, he enter into a new bar he never visited before. Gordon took his place next to an attractive blonde and orders a beer.
Spread the laughter, share the cheer
Let's be happy while we are here!
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them...
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Next time the blonde calls for another beer. This happens again. So after the third beer, Gordon decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, Gordon jumps up and starts to lick her boobs and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, "Jeez lady, why do you let the bartender do it?'
"Duh," says the blonde, "He has a licker license!"
Next time the blonde calls for another beer. This happens again. So after the third beer, Gordon decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, Gordon jumps up and starts to lick her boobs and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, "Jeez lady, why do you let the bartender do it?'
"Duh," says the blonde, "He has a licker license!"
Let's be happy while we are here!
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