Uncle Thomas and his gorgeous wife went for their Honeymoon to Cancun. Uncle Thomas made a reservation for a five star hotel at a special deal, full board for 500 bucks per week. Just imagine that 500 bucks, at those days were like five grand today. Of course the young couple spent most of the days at their room viewing the ceiling, you know what I mean?
When they check out, Uncle Thomas notice the bill shows $1,410, $500 for the package deal and $910 extras. Uncle Thomas asked the receptionist "Please explain me what are the extras mean" The receptionist shows him the details:
- Swimming pool beverages ten bucks per person per day.. ......10*2*7 = $140
- Tennis court ten bucks per person per day.............................10*2*7 = $140
- Mini-golf ten bucks per person per day..................................10*2*7 = $140
- Massage 20 bucks per person per day...................................20*2*7 = $280
- Speedboat 30 bucks per day..................................................30*7 = $210
- Subtotal .........................................................................................= $910
Uncle Thomas replied "but we didn't use any of these goodies!!" The receptionist told him that's our policy here. "Let me see the manager" asked Uncle Thomas.
The manager listens to Uncle Thomas and then explains "Our Hotel have extra staff and extra costs to maintain all these goodies and our guests enjoyed all of them". Uncle Thomas insists "But we didn't use any of them, we are on a honeymoon, if you know what I mean"
The manager was hard as a rock, "It's your problem, all these facilities are here, you should have use them"
The manager listens to Uncle Thomas and then explains "Our Hotel have extra staff and extra costs to maintain all these goodies and our guests enjoyed all of them". Uncle Thomas insists "But we didn't use any of them, we are on a honeymoon, if you know what I mean"
The manager was hard as a rock, "It's your problem, all these facilities are here, you should have use them"
Eventually Uncle Thomas draws a ten bucks bill, handed it to the manager and said "Okay so now we settle it". The manager looked surprised "But sir, your bill is 1,410 bucks and you pay me only ten bucks". "Yep," says Uncle Thomas "I charged you $200 per day for sleeping with my gorgeous wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager. "Well, well" Uncle Thomas replies, "she was available here, she was in the room, naked all day and night, laying in your king-size bed and you could have."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager. "Well, well" Uncle Thomas replies, "she was available here, she was in the room, naked all day and night, laying in your king-size bed and you could have."
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