Feb 17, 2011

The IRS Agents DIY job.

    Mr. Chung established a small Laundry shop in Manhattan at the corner of Fifth Av.and 49 St. After an year, two IRS agents came over for an audit. They told him "Mr. Chung, your books are lousy, so we are gonna to do you a favor and we will charge you only 100,000 bucks." Mr. Chung told them "no problem come back in a hour it will be ready" The two IRS agents walk out for a cup of coffee, as they returned, Mr. Chung handed them a bag with the dough, one hundred thousand bucks!!!.
    Next year the two IRS agents came over again to audit Mr. Chung's Laundry, and after a few minutes announced him "your books are still lousy and we will charge you 200,000 bucks" Mr. Chung told them "no problem come back in two hours it will be ready"   The two IRS agents walk out for lunch, as they returned, Mr. Chung handed them two bags with the dough, two hundred thousand bucks!!!
    On the third year once again the two IRS agents came over to Mr. Chung's Laundry, they didn't spent time,  handling him an official Tax request document for one million bucks. Now Mr. Chung  politely asked the two to accompany him into the back room. Mr. Chung Pointed to an old printing machine that was there, and showed them "here is the handle you should rotate, so please do that job and let me go back to finish my work"

Second edition - my friend Liam sent me that clip.
Tips On How To Avoid A Tax Audit- Link  Ex IRS agent tells it like it is- Link


Tax collecting

The Taxman - Beatles
Let me tell you how it will be,
There's one for you, nineteen for me,
Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman,

,Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman

if you drive a car I’ll tax the street
if you try to sit I’ll tax your seat
if you get too cold I’ll tax the heat
if you take a walk I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

(Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson
If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister Heath)
Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman

And you're working for no one but me



I recommend watching this Movie. 


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