May 27, 2013

The Pastor And Hussain

Gordon sent me that old joke which became these days actual again.

Hussain and his parents were traveling the Metro. They take the seats next to a local Pastor. 
Hussain asked the Pastor, why he wore his collar backwards.

The Pastor explains: "I am a Father."
Hussain replied, "Look at my Daddy, he doesn’t wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ”I am the Father of many."

Hussain said, ”My Dad has four boys, four girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book.
Little Hussain sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, “Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.” Source

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