May 21, 2013

Customer Fishing

If your business is looking for more customers, take my advise and hire a specialist who will think out of the box and will create some great traps so ordinary people will became your customers. My friend Morse sent me that great clip, hilarious.

All the Suckers are drinking coffee

Gordon had just given his teenage daughter family-car privileges.
On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. 
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

Submitted by Kenneth, Shropshire, England  Source

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