Jul 30, 2011

Paradise Is Here

   Abe and Dee made a deal on their silver wedding day, whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
After 49 years of marriage Abe passed away. One month later Abe made his first call. "Dee, are you with me?"
"Is that you, Abe?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then I'm chasing my butterflies.I have sex again, rest in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch , then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back playing with the females again. Then I went jogging with the team and just as I returned got more sex until late at night. I sleep without my pills and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Abe are you in Heaven?, did you had sex with some slebs?" "No Dee,..........I'm a rabbit in your backyard, look at me"

   The two pictures were taken at my friend's backyard, they were the trigger for that joke. The origin of that Joke was the expensive fish dishes we use to pay. Great job Ofer D, thanks.

   So Abe and Dee always complain why a nice fish dish cost a fortune. As Abe passed away after a month Dee dreamed about Abe. "How are you doing Abe?" asked Dee. Abe told here "In the morning I have fish, at lunch I have fish and for dinner I have fish" "Where are you at heaven?" asked Dee. "No I am an Osprey at Melbourne bay"


  1. Now i watch how bird can catch a fish....thanks

  2. It's really amazing how a 2kg bird can lift a fish probably of 5 kg and take off!!

  3. Nice, my friend.
    I'm glad I could help :-)