Jul 2, 2011

Fair Play

   A French passenger plane from Paris to NYC has an engine failure. The pilot speaks over the intercom ... "I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne".

   All the luggage was kicked off the plane, but still the plane's speed continues to
decrease.  Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do this dear passengers but in order to save the majority we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers.
The only fair way is to do this alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'".
"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?" There was no answer so
the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people on board?" Again silence.
"C - coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board? Still there is silence.

   A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "Mom,  Ain't we black?  Ain't we coloured?" She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we are Niggers. Let them do the Muslims first.   If that don’t work, remember we are Zulus".

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