How Will Sex Keep You In Shape

Everybody say that good sex will keep you in shape. So we collect the facts from 4,938 volunteers, here are the figures about how many calories are burned during sex:
Bra releasing.
With both hands............................ 4 Calories
With one hand..............................36 Calories
Using your teeth..........................160 Calories  
Dressing a Condom.
With an erection............................8 Calories
Without an erection...................300 Calories
Screwing Style.
Missionary......................................9 Calories
French Kissing.............................36 Calories
Wheelbarrow Race.....................290 Calories

 Source

Italian Waiter..........................330 Calories

Watching the clip......................69 Calories


Getting an Erection per age:
14-19 years......................................2 Calories
20-29 years......................................8 Calories
30-39 years....................................16 Calories
40-49 years...................................144 Calories
50-59 years.....................................10 Bucks
60-69 years.................................1,800 Bucks
People who need to dress after.
Calmly..............................................16 Calories
In a hurry..........................................80 Calories
Her husband at the front door............900 Calories
Your wife knocking at the door........  500,000 Bucks
Nine Months Later (After Shooting The Moon)
Mommy.......................................20,000 Calories
Daddy.........................................48,000 Calories
No free lunches you need to look for a second Job.....

Manchester Polite Driver

  Gordon and Bobby were waiting at a London street waving for a Taxi. All of a sudden a blue Jaguar passes by and sprinkles on them water from the puddle, moistens them from head to foot. Both curse the rude car driver and try to clean themselves. Than Bob says : " In Manchester they behave politely, believe me"  Gordon asks: "Tell me about"

"In Manchester the driver would stop his car, apologizes, ask you to come to his home, let you enjoy a nice hot bath, send your cloths to the laundry, gives you dry clothes and a meal and insists on this that you will stay at his place for the night. In the morning he would gave you 500 pounds, brings you the clean cloths from the laundry and sent you back home"
Gordon was shocked : " What?! all of this happened to you?!"
Bobby: "Not me, to my wife."

True Or False

Check the clip, whats your opinion is that clip set up, or is it an asshole. My opinion this is prank. so I prefer the Chinese clip.

Chinese Angry Owner Destroys His Lamborghini- False

Angry Chinese Car Owner Destroy Maserati - False

How To Use A Sink Pump

The candidate was trying to overcome her voice limits check how the X Factor judge cure her, hilarious. You must buy one and shut up all the saw voices in your neighborhood. some times you will need a baseball stick.

Connect Two Magic Saws

    I would like to share with you the Music Saw clip, I watched it again and again. When I gaze at these young Japanese I couldn't imagine there grandpa's fighting like mad dogs during WW2. 
Musical Saw performance by Sakita Hajime - Link

And here is a wood craftsman who use a band saw to create a nice wooden deer. It seems to me he will create a wooden puzzle, but I like his skillful work.      

Connect Two Mean Bears

Did You Came Here For Hunting Or Screwing? 
   Gordon's wife bought him a bear shotgun for his 60th birthday. So the next day he went out for hunting a Black Bear. He spend the whole day tracing the trails and was almost to give up, as finally he manages to spot the Black Bear. Gordon shots and hit the bear but, the beast disappeared in the wood. He followed the wounded bear, he was trying to find the beast, but without luck. As he decided to return to his truck, he gets tapped on the shoulder.
He looks behind him.. "OMG, the wounded Black bear"...The 1000 pound mean bear screw him and bolt. The next two weeks Gordon spent at the nearest hospital.
 
As he recovered he went out and bought a professional bear shotgun and returned to the forest to hunt the MF bear. Gordon was real lucky, very soon he recognized the bear and shoot him twice, off course he hit the beast, but the bear escaped again. Cold sweat crawls along his spine as he feel the bear behind. This time the Black bear raped him twice. The next two months Gordon spent at the hospital.
 
After another month at home, he went out and bought an elephant shotgun. The next weekend Gordon headed to the forest to hunt the MF bear. Gordon traced the woods for the whole week, on Friday evening near his tent he meet the Bear. Believe me, Gordon was the best sniper I ever met, and he gave the bear two slugs, the Black magician Bear recovered the shots and disappeared again.
On the next moment he was held by the bears arms which cry "You faggot did you came here for hunting or screwing? 

I add that old Joke which was one of Gordon's favorites, cause I read that article which I share with you. 

Man grabs bear’s tongue during attack near Grand Falls Source

A woodlot owner near Grand Falls, N.B., says he's lucky to be alive after a bear attacked him in the woods.
Gilles Cyr said he was walking through his woodlot two weeks ago when suddenly something black came flying out of the woods at him.

The province’s black bear population has jumped to 17,000 from about 12,000 eight years ago. One reason for the increase is the drop in bear hunting licences. (CBC)

“When I opened up my eyes it was on top of me — with the friggin’ noise, it’s crazy the way it growls. Right from the stomach. It’s not from the mouth, it’s just inside. His mouth was wide open right in front of my face so the last thing I remember I had his tongue in my hand and I didn’t want to let go because he was trying to fight me off. So he was hitting me with his claws, so I says, ‘If you're going to hurt me, I’m going to hurt you too.’ So he was biting his tongue at the same time,” he said.
“For a second, I thought I was dead … that’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you open your eyes and see that friggin’ mouth full of teeth and a tongue in there. It’s like ... an extreme sport,” he said with a chuckle.
Cyr said grabbing the bear’s tongue was just instinct.
He said he managed to escape behind a tree but not before the bear clawed his belly and bit his knee.
The bear followed him but then appeared to lose interest and walked away.
He was treated for superficial wounds at the hospital.
Cyr said that a warden told him he has permission to track down the bear and kill it as a nuisance animal — however an official with Natural Resources said Cyr may require a permit. Source

 

 

Who Are The Macintosh Users?

Are the Macintosh users smarter? or they are snobs?. How will your status grew if you use Apple products? I love the Apple Product Placement, now a days we can see it in many TV series that Apple Logo while the characters showing us their Laptop, or Tablet.
So what will make you buying a Mac Laptop?

I collect here the figures about the audience distribution about 20% are using Apple products in my blog, but actually they didn't exceed 7%

So if you are a Macintosh user, please write your comment and let us know why did you choose the Apple laptop and what are the benefits you gain.  

Entry Pageviews Chrome 26119 (39%) Firefox 25196 (38%) Internet Explorer 9541 (14%) Safari 2291 (3%) Opera 1263 (1%) Mobile Safari 595 (<1%) Mobile 417 (<1%) RockMelt 352 (<1%) Namoroka 120 (<1%) BingPreview 111 (<1%)

Pageviews by Operating Systems

Entry Pageviews Windows 33661 (68%) Macintosh 7376 (15%) Other Unix 3799 (7%) Linux 2098 (4%) iPhone 957 (1%) Android 624 (1%) iPad 426 (<1%) BlackBerry 112 (<1%) iPod 53 (<1%)

Test Your Awareness

I just read an article about illusions and brain malfunction at stress and I would like to share with you that short clip which will help you to exercise and improve your awareness.
Try to find as many details which changed during that clip.

Did you noticed the 21 changes?
If you want to shoot, shoot don't talk, when you are driving your SUV don't play your Smartphone.

Test your awareness 2 "How Many Passes?"


 

Famous Magic Trick - "Cups & Balls"

Magic Tricks Revealed: Cups and Balls

I love To investigate Your Flags

I love marketing and advertising so I tried to investigate the behavior of the US customers by using the region Flags. The basic assumption is that the visitors distribution of US residents in my blog behave proportional to the distribution of the population. Let me hear your comments about the visitors distribution in your blogs.

Checking the figures brings me to the following conclusions:
1. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc,  seems to be Lacking a sense of humor eh?

2. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc, are not participating the web 2.0 so if you want to spend advertising budget be careful only 15% of the population shall be your target audience which will be exposed to your ads campaign. The traditional TV and Radio may work better in these states.

3. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc, are not surfing the net during working hours. If you are an employer, you should promote your people they don't waste your resources.

4. The residents of Texas,  Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina,   New Jersey, Arizona, Massachusetts etc, do not share anything with theirs friends.

So if you are here for the first time, just enjoy my favorite article and please share it with your car dealer, he will love it.

The Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken"......more

 

Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 

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Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 

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Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 

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Broken Back-Axle

   My Grandpa traveled his old Rolls-Royce crossing the Sahara desert, after about fifty miles his driver told him "something is wrong with the transmission" a few minutes later they heard squeaks sounds from behind and the vehicle had stopped at once. Gilbert the driver bent down examining the car and returned saying "the Back-Axle is broken". 

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Chart 1 - My Visitors Distribution

  

	State	Pop (M)		%    Pop.		My Visitors Rank		My Blog Visitors		%     Visitors		% Ads  Customers
	Total	307.0		100				4046		100
1	California	37.0		12		1		2264		56.0		100
2	Texas	24.8		8.1		7		85		2.1		26
3	New York	19.5		6.4		4		135		3.3		52
4	Florida	18.5		6		9		69		1.7		28
5	Illinois	12.9		4.2		11		40		1.0		24
6	Pennsylvania	12.6		4.1		13		33		0.8		20
7	Ohio	11.5		3.8		12		37		0.9		24
8	Michigan	10.0		3.2		14		31		0.8		24
9	Georgia	9.8		3.2		3		160		4.0		100
10	North Carolina	9.4		3.1		16		27		0.7		22
11	New Jersey	8.7		2.8		19		20		0.5		18
12	Virginia	7.9		2.6		8		72		1.8		68
13	Washington	6.7		2.2		2		480		11.9		100
14	Arizona	6.6		2.1		22		15		0.4		18
15	Massachusetts	6.6		2.1		15		28		0.7		33
16	Indiana	6.4		2.1		26		11		0.3		13
17	Tennessee	6.3		2.1		30		8		0.2		9
18	Missouri	6.0		2		24		11		0.3		14
19	Maryland	5.7		1.9		17		24		0.6		31
20	Wisconsin	5.7		1.8		29		8		0.2		11
21	Minnesota	5.3		1.7		21		16		0.4		23
22	Colorado	5.0		1.6		20		18		0.4		28
23	Alabama	4.7		1.5		18		22		0.5		36
24	South Carolina	4.6		1.5		6		85		2.1		100
25	Louisiana	4.5		1.5		25		11		0.3		18
26	Kentucky	4.3		1.4		27		10		0.2		18
27	Oregon	3.8		1.2		10		65		1.6		100
28	Oklahoma	3.7		1.2		38		5		0.1		10
29	Connecticut	3.5		1.1		28		9		0.2		20
30	Iowa	3.0		1		5		99		2.4		100
31	Mississippi	3.0		1		31		8		0.2		20
32	Arkansas	2.9		0.9		41		4		0.1		11
33	Kansas	2.8		0.9		32		7		0.2		19
34	Utah	2.8		0.9		33		7		0.2		19
35	Nevada	2.6		0.9		35		6		0.1		16
36	New Mexico	2.0		0.7		36		6		0.1		21
37	West Virginia	1.8		0.6		49		2		0.0		8
38	Nebraska	1.8		0.6		43		4		0.1		16
39	Idaho	1.5		0.5		47		2		0.0		10
40	New Hampshire	1.3		0.4		42		4		0.1		25
41	Maine	1.3		0.4		39		5		0.1		31
42	Hawaii	1.3		0.4		40		5		0.1		31
43	Rhode Island	1.1		0.3		44		3		0.1		25
44	Montana	1.0		0.3		34		6		0.1		49
45	Delaware	0.9		0.3		37		5		0.1		41
46	South Dakota	0.8		0.3		46		3		0.1		25
47	Alaska	0.7		0.2		45		3		0.1		37
48	North Dakota	0.6		0.2		51		1		0.0		12
49	Vermont	0.6		0.2		50		1		0.0		12
50	Wyoming	0.5		0.2		48		2		0.0		25
51	DC	0.6		0.2		23		13		0.3		100

State Population My Visitors Rank    %    Pop.     United States 307,006,550 1  California    36,961,664 1 12.0 2  Texas 24,782,302 7 8.1 3  New York 19,541,453 4 6.4 4  Florida 18,537,969 9 6.0 5  Illinois 12,910,409 12 4.2 6  Pennsylvania 12,604,767 13 4.1 7  Ohio 11,542,645 11 3.8 8  Michigan 9,969,727 15 3.2 9  Georgia 9,829,211 3 3.2 10  North Carolina 9,380,884 16 3.1 11  New Jersey 8,707,739 20 2.8 12  Virginia 7,882,590 10 2.6 13  Washington 6,664,195 2 2.2 14  Arizona 6,595,778 21 2.1 15  Massachusetts 6,593,587 19 2.1 16  Indiana 6,423,113 27 2.1 17  Tennessee 6,296,254 28 2.1 18  Missouri 5,987,580 25 2.0 19  Maryland 5,699,478 18 1.9 20   Wisconsin 5,654,774 29 1.8 21  Minnesota 5,266,214 24 1.7 22  Colorado 5,024,748 17 1.6 23  Alabama 4,708,708 14 1.5 24  South Carolina 4,561,242 6 1.5 25  Louisiana 4,492,076 23 1.5 26  Kentucky 4,314,113 33 1.4 27  Oregon 3,825,657 8 1.2 28  Oklahoma 3,687,050 36 1.2 29  Connecticut 3,518,288 26 1.1 30  Iowa 3,007,856 5 1.0 31  Mississippi 2,951,996 30 1.0 32  Arkansas 2,889,450 34 0.9 33  Kansas 2,818,747 32 0.9 34  Utah 2,784,572 38 0.9 35  Nevada 2,643,085 31 0.9 36  New Mexico 2,009,671 39 0.7 37  West Virginia 1,819,777 37 0.6 38  Nebraska 1,796,619 41 0.6 39  Idaho 1,545,801 42 0.5 40  New Hampshire 1,324,575 44 0.4 41  Maine 1,318,301 37 0.4 42  Hawaii 1,295,178 40 0.4 43  Rhode Island 1,053,209 43 0.3 44   Montana 974,989 35 0.3 45  Delaware 885,122 46 0.3 46  South Dakota 812,383 49 0.3 47  Alaska 698,473 48 0.2 48  North Dakota 646,844 NA 0.2 49  Vermont 621,760 45 0.2 50  Wyoming 544,270 47 0.2 51  District of Columbia 599,657 22 0.2

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State Population My Visitors Rank    %    Pop.     United States 307,006,550 1  California    36,961,664 1 12.0 2  Texas 24,782,302 7 8.1 3  New York 19,541,453 4 6.4 4  Florida 18,537,969 9 6.0 5  Illinois 12,910,409 12 4.2 6  Pennsylvania 12,604,767 13 4.1 7  Ohio 11,542,645 11 3.8 8  Michigan 9,969,727 15 3.2 9  Georgia 9,829,211 3 3.2 10  North Carolina 9,380,884 16 3.1 11  New Jersey 8,707,739 20 2.8 12  Virginia 7,882,590 10 2.6 13  Washington 6,664,195 2 2.2 14  Arizona 6,595,778 21 2.1 15  Massachusetts 6,593,587 19 2.1 16  Indiana 6,423,113 27 2.1 17  Tennessee 6,296,254 28 2.1 18  Missouri 5,987,580 25 2.0 19  Maryland 5,699,478 18 1.9 20   Wisconsin 5,654,774 29 1.8 21  Minnesota 5,266,214 24 1.7 22  Colorado 5,024,748 17 1.6 23  Alabama 4,708,708 14 1.5 24  South Carolina 4,561,242 6 1.5 25  Louisiana 4,492,076 23 1.5 26  Kentucky 4,314,113 33 1.4 27  Oregon 3,825,657 8 1.2 28  Oklahoma 3,687,050 36 1.2 29  Connecticut 3,518,288 26 1.1 30  Iowa 3,007,856 5 1.0 31  Mississippi 2,951,996 30 1.0 32  Arkansas 2,889,450 34 0.9 33  Kansas 2,818,747 32 0.9 34  Utah 2,784,572 38 0.9 35  Nevada 2,643,085 31 0.9 36  New Mexico 2,009,671 39 0.7 37  West Virginia 1,819,777 37 0.6 38  Nebraska 1,796,619 41 0.6 39  Idaho 1,545,801 42 0.5 40  New Hampshire 1,324,575 44 0.4 41  Maine 1,318,301 37 0.4 42  Hawaii 1,295,178 40 0.4 43  Rhode Island 1,053,209 43 0.3 44   Montana 974,989 35 0.3 45  Delaware 885,122 46 0.3 46  South Dakota 812,383 49 0.3 47  Alaska 698,473 48 0.2 48  North Dakota 646,844 NA 0.2 49  Vermont 621,760 45 0.2 50  Wyoming 544,270 47 0.2 51  District of Columbia 599,657 22 0.2

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State Population My Visitors Rank    %    Pop.     United States 307,006,550 1  California    36,961,664 1 12.0 2  Texas 24,782,302 7 8.1 3  New York 19,541,453 4 6.4 4  Florida 18,537,969 9 6.0 5  Illinois 12,910,409 12 4.2 6  Pennsylvania 12,604,767 13 4.1 7  Ohio 11,542,645 11 3.8 8  Michigan 9,969,727 15 3.2 9  Georgia 9,829,211 3 3.2 10  North Carolina 9,380,884 16 3.1 11  New Jersey 8,707,739 20 2.8 12  Virginia 7,882,590 10 2.6 13  Washington 6,664,195 2 2.2 14  Arizona 6,595,778 21 2.1 15  Massachusetts 6,593,587 19 2.1 16  Indiana 6,423,113 27 2.1 17  Tennessee 6,296,254 28 2.1 18  Missouri 5,987,580 25 2.0 19  Maryland 5,699,478 18 1.9 20   Wisconsin 5,654,774 29 1.8 21  Minnesota 5,266,214 24 1.7 22  Colorado 5,024,748 17 1.6 23  Alabama 4,708,708 14 1.5 24  South Carolina 4,561,242 6 1.5 25  Louisiana 4,492,076 23 1.5 26  Kentucky 4,314,113 33 1.4 27  Oregon 3,825,657 8 1.2 28  Oklahoma 3,687,050 36 1.2 29  Connecticut 3,518,288 26 1.1 30  Iowa 3,007,856 5 1.0 31  Mississippi 2,951,996 30 1.0 32  Arkansas 2,889,450 34 0.9 33  Kansas 2,818,747 32 0.9 34  Utah 2,784,572 38 0.9 35  Nevada 2,643,085 31 0.9 36  New Mexico 2,009,671 39 0.7 37  West Virginia 1,819,777 37 0.6 38  Nebraska 1,796,619 41 0.6 39  Idaho 1,545,801 42 0.5 40  New Hampshire 1,324,575 44 0.4 41  Maine 1,318,301 37 0.4 42  Hawaii 1,295,178 40 0.4 43  Rhode Island 1,053,209 43 0.3 44   Montana 974,989 35 0.3 45  Delaware 885,122 46 0.3 46  South Dakota 812,383 49 0.3 47  Alaska 698,473 48 0.2 48  North Dakota 646,844 NA 0.2 49  Vermont 621,760 45 0.2 50  Wyoming 544,270 47 0.2 51  District of Columbia 599,657 22 0.2

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