How Will Sex Keep You In Shape

Everybody say that good sex will keep you in shape. So we collect the facts from 4,938 volunteers, here are the figures about how many calories are burned during sex:
Bra releasing.
With both hands............................ 4 Calories
With one hand..............................36 Calories
Using your teeth..........................160 Calories  
Dressing a Condom.
With an erection............................8 Calories
Without an erection...................300 Calories
Screwing Style.
Missionary......................................9 Calories
French Kissing.............................36 Calories
Wheelbarrow Race.....................290 Calories

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Italian Waiter..........................330 Calories

Watching the clip......................69 Calories


Getting an Erection per age:
14-19 years......................................2 Calories
20-29 years......................................8 Calories
30-39 years....................................16 Calories
40-49 years...................................144 Calories
50-59 years.....................................10 Bucks
60-69 years.................................1,800 Bucks
People who need to dress after.
Calmly..............................................16 Calories
In a hurry..........................................80 Calories
Her husband at the front door............900 Calories
Your wife knocking at the door........  500,000 Bucks
Nine Months Later (After Shooting The Moon)
Mommy.......................................20,000 Calories
Daddy.........................................48,000 Calories
No free lunches you need to look for a second Job.....