Nov 19, 2011

Call For Your Flag

My Flag Game

    This Game is open for the public, no subscription is required its Nice and Easy.

    I introduced first My Flag Game here at Jan. 8,2011: 
The country that will send the largest number of visitors to this blog till Apr 30 2011 will win the game.
    Dear player call your friends to enter the blog, to enjoy Mysays this will add another Flag for your  Country. Come in again to watch how your country is doing. Try to bring in more visitors. You are going to enjoy and improve your selling skills
    We anticipate that 300 visitors at least will be required to belong to the top ten.

For results you can watch on line the
Flag counter on the blog.
This competition is a by product of the The 100 days Challenge
 
   Okay I never give up, I failed, my theory that each of you will ask his fans to enter should be examined again. Maybe too many sellers are pushing themselves, many spammers are involved and many automatic fan collecting are mixing the web. Maybe I should join the Facebook, but I dislike the Facebook, take my advice don't share any confidential details on any Facebook walls. I do not sell and I do not buy, so all my fans came from twitter list. I hope you enjoy my post and I would like to hear your comment.
I analyzes the intermediate data and here are the results:
1. Top 20 Countries of 100 Flags which finally I had collected.
No Flag  Visitors Nov. 18, 2011     Mar. 25, 2012
1      USA                  1708                                      2434     
2      Israel                   715                                       955
3      Italy                     235                                        294
4      UK                       121                                       174
5      Canada                57                                          90
6      France                  55                 Belgium           88  
7      Netherlands         54                  Russia             88
8      Russia                  52                  France            78
9      Germany              49                  Netherlands    76 
10    India                     47                                           69
11    Japan                   47                  Germany         62
12    Indonesia             41                  Brazil               53
13    Belgium                37                  Japan              50
14    Australia               35                                           48
15    South Korea        34                  Indonesia         48
16    Brazil                    34                  Taiwan              44
17    Spain                    28                 South Korea     42
18    Sweden                22                 Turkey                34
19    South Africa         21                 Spain                 33
20    Greece                 20                 South Africa       30

2. The USA flags about 50% are from CA, three times Hurray!!!  to all the fans of CA. on the second place are my fans from WA 23% so the west cost vote for me about 75%, Hurray. my conclusion is that the people of CA are also the majority on the web. The other states are less involved on the web. let me hear your comments.

Top 10 USA States reading my blog.
No State  Visitors 
                          Nov. 18, 2011    Mar. 25,2012
1       CA              841                   1208                     
2       WA             390                      424
3       NY                63                         94
4       GA                48                         92
5       VA                36         IA             60
6       TX                35                         53
7       FL                 32        SC           47
8       OH                28        FL            45
9       IL                   24        VA            43
10     PA                18         OH           32

Nov 15, 2011

The Best Mail I Received

My friend sent me an E-mail with a presentation about the relativity of our life. So if you can read my blog and serf the web, you are blessed, thanks God.


Nov 14, 2011

Beggars Prospecting

Karim and Rashid
    Karim and Rashid belongs to the community of Paris beggars. Both of them are non legal immigrants from Abidjan, Ivory Coast (Côte-d'Ivoire). They are traveling with the Metro all over Paris collecting money. By the end of the day Rashid collect about 20 - 30 Euro while Karim is making about ten times more. 
    Rashid allays complains on his bad luck, he lost his leg by a mine and was caught twice by the police and was sent back home. While Karim is lucky he have never been caught and his daily income is about 200 Euro per day. Rashid says to Karim, "we are three month running our beggibg business, but how come you get bills of 10 Euro and I got only coins.

Karim explained, "Show me your sign, what does it say'?

Rashid's  sign reads: "Help me, I am sick and  Unemployed"
Karim says, "You should replace your sign, No wonder you only get small change" Rashid demands "Show me your sign"
Karim sign reads:
"Help me to move back to Abidjan"

                                    
Prospecting Begging Business.
   Two beggars are sitting side by side on the trottoir (pavement) in front of the Notre Dame in Paris. One wore a cross on his chest and the other looks like a Jew and also wore a Star of David. It was Sunday morning and many people walked by them into the Cathedral for the Sunday worship. Everyone gave alms generously to the Christian beggar And spat into the Jewish beggars hat. Some even cursed the Jewish beggar.
    After the ceremony, the excited congregation donate generously again the Christian beggar box, while the Jewish beggar, they have given a handful of curses
Finally, the priest went out and passed near the beggars donate each of them with a 10 Euro note and whispered to the Jewish beggar "Take my advice, next time go near a Synagogue, no one here will give you money especially when you are sitting next to that Christian bagger."
   As the priest left Yankel the Jewish beggar told his friend "Moishe, that priest tried to teach us how to run our begging business" 

Picasso's Painting On My Ass.
   Gordon and Bobby my friends after discharged from the Navy decided to travel Europe. After a month in France, they traveled to Spain. Immediately upon arrival at Barcelona all their money was stolen by a gang of pickpockets. Bobby decided to return home, while Gordon continued his trip, and survived by working all kinds of temporary jobs. 


   Occasionally we heard about Gordon who had grown rich in Tokyo. Ten years passed and one day Gordon invited us all to the old pub to drink for the old days. Bobby asked, "Gordon you must tell us your story, and how did you make that dough?" Gordon told us how one evening he knocked on Picasso's door and Picasso wanted to give him a donation of 100 francs. Gordon persuaded Picasso to paint a bear on his ass. "So I arrived into Paris and collected 10 Euro per person showing the bear painted by Picasso, then I moved to Tokyo where I opened an art gallery and made a fortune"


   Tommy asks Gordon "Let me see the bear" Gordon replies it will cost you 10 bucks. Tommy handed him the bill and Gordon shows him his ass. "Hey no bear and no forest here" cried Tommy. Gordon smiles and told him "give me another ten bucks, put your ear on my asshole and you will hear the bear snoring"
A demonstrator shows his bottom to riot police during a protest by European workers and trade union representatives to demand better job protection in the European Union countries in Brussels on March 24.
(Reuters / Thierry Roge) Source


 

Nov 8, 2011

Modern Machines

The CEO
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."( Source )
Now young fellows take my advise:
"Never assume that your managers knows what they are doing"


The Contract

The Shredder is hungry for money. ( Prank)

Fake Money into the Shredder. (Prank)

Nov 5, 2011

Coffee And Milk Art

   Once again creative artist  breaks out the circle. My friend sent me an E-mail attaching pictures of Mona Lisa painted by approximately forty hundred cups of coffee, arranged in a matrix of black coffee cups and Latte coffee cups, were each filled with different amounts of milk which creates the replicas. 
   So I searched further and found also the next project of Marilyn Monro, got bored? no? so enjoy a hot cup of coffee and check the clips, I like them, waiting for more projects.
Mona Lisa - Coffee and Latte 4000 cups of coffee

Marilyn Monro - Coffee and Latte 5400 cups of coffee.
Now learn how to decorate your next cups of coffee latte.

Latte Art

Now they are five reasons why to visit Australia.
1.Seeing Kangaroos in the country side.
2.Seeing the Australian who bought a new boomerang, but couldn't get rid of his used one.
3.Drinking the best beers you have ever tasted, Its my opinion.
4.Diving the wonderful coral reserves.
5.Take your time traveling to New Zealand. 

Nov 2, 2011

Jesus Makes Miracles - Prank


BEER AND JESUS - From Union Street Bookstore Song.


Just encourage him, give him more likes. Or you want to return to the Prohibition era.

Dubstep Songs

Dubstep is the latest genre of electronic music. The music industry promote it by endless commercials and music videos. I like the music itself, rich and many effects mixed in, like a good soup in a loaf of bread. What am I talking about? Look and enjoy it.
Gold Dust (Flux Pavilion Remix)


You can say lots of bad things about Pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools LOL.
Look at our pedophile who need a prey, but he met a sweet witch. 



That's reminds me the TV Bewitched of the 70's