The pilot of a 747-800 Polish Airliner came for his first time to JFK airport. As the wheels touch down, the pilot and his co-pilot were pushing to the max the brakes. as the plane stopped finally at the end of the runway the pilot told the co-pilot "Vladek, look how foolish are the Americans , that's the shortest runway I've ever landed!" "Tak (yes in Polish)," replied Vladek "but look how wide it is!!!"
I must recommend that hilarious classical music band The Mozart's Group
Mozart's Group are flying with LOT Over the Rainbow
The Mozart's Group