Proud father version 1
Once upon a time Jeff went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
he sits down waiting for the delivery, finally the nurse says, "Congratulations Jeff, your
wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm not surprised, I have a dork the size of a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are black."
Proud father version 2
Four old friends met after 25 years they were telling each other about the old days. After five rounds of beers Jeff leaves for a bathroom break. Bob says, “I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars instead studying college. but pretty soon he became a car salesman, and after ten years he became a dealer. he’s so successful that he just gave his friend a new Mercedes as a birthday present.”
Tom says, “I was worried about my son too, because he started as a driver for a construction company, but very soon he refurbish homes and sell them and after ten years he became the CEO of that construction company. he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house as a birthday present.”
Gerry says, “Yeah, I hear you. my son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. but within ten years he is cutting fat coupons millions bucks.he’s so wealthy that he just gave his friend half a million bucks as a birthday present.”
Jeff comes back from the Loo. Bob asked him to tell what makes him a proud father. Jeff says, “Well, my son starts working as a barber and after ten years he still working as a barber last week he told us he’s gay. But, I try to look at the bright side one of his friends just bought him a new Mercedes, another friend gave him a wonderful house, and Guy his best friend gave him half a million bucks for his birthday.”
Once upon a time Jeff went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm not surprised, I have a dork the size of a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are black."
Proud father version 2
Four old friends met after 25 years they were telling each other about the old days. After five rounds of beers Jeff leaves for a bathroom break. Bob says, “I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars instead studying college. but pretty soon he became a car salesman, and after ten years he became a dealer. he’s so successful that he just gave his friend a new Mercedes as a birthday present.”
Tom says, “I was worried about my son too, because he started as a driver for a construction company, but very soon he refurbish homes and sell them and after ten years he became the CEO of that construction company. he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house as a birthday present.”
Gerry says, “Yeah, I hear you. my son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. but within ten years he is cutting fat coupons millions bucks.he’s so wealthy that he just gave his friend half a million bucks as a birthday present.”
Jeff comes back from the Loo. Bob asked him to tell what makes him a proud father. Jeff says, “Well, my son starts working as a barber and after ten years he still working as a barber last week he told us he’s gay. But, I try to look at the bright side one of his friends just bought him a new Mercedes, another friend gave him a wonderful house, and Guy his best friend gave him half a million bucks for his birthday.”
