Feb 18, 2013

Never Open The Pandora's Box

My friend Gordon reminds me some of our old day jokes about husbands and their wives cheating around. The main motive is the Pandora's box
Many American presidents had affairs but Bill Clinton produce the most juicy stories.

The Pandora's Box Under the Clinton's Bed
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the three beer cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess three times is not that bad considering your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. 
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

War Memories - Bean Soup
Dee and Liam celebrated their Gold anniversary, after they exchange the presents Liam asked Dee about her affairs during the years. The young couple established an open marriage but they decided to keep a bean each time they have a new partner.  Now Liam told her he had only one relationship with Sue their neighbor, and what about you asked Liam. Dee draw out an old Biscuit tin box open it and to Liam surprise only five beans were in that big box. Oh dear Dee only five affairs during all those years? 
"No silly" replied Dee. "what do you mean?" asked Liam.
"do you remember WW2 when beans were short, but we ate bean soup every day" 

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