Feb 8, 2012

Don't Fuck With Me

Don't fuck with me or I'm gonna to slap you direct on the face use to say the Rob.
My friend Gordon bought a new Japanese Robot which can do everything at home. cleaning, grass cutting, guarding and even cooking. the salesman told Gordon  that if he will add $49.95 he will upload the robots brain with a lie detecting feature. Okay Gordon came home and show the new robot to his wife Dasie, ordering him to cook supper.
His nine year old son Tommy comes home four hours late from school and tried to sneak into his room but daddy grasp him and asked: "Where have you been all this time?"
Tommy replied "I was at the library doing my homework!" *******Flask the robot slap Tommy on his face. Gordon explain his wife and son about the robots skills "this robot can smell lies and he will pay you with a nice slap each time any person tells a lie, now give me the truth"
Tommy "Okay, I was at a Jeff's home playing pinball " faster then light the robot slaps Tommy on the mouth again. Now Tommy became terrified and told his parents they were watching some porn DVD's
Gordon " I’m ashamed of you! at your age, I never lied to my parents!" the robot turns to the right and slap Gordon on his mouth. Dasie and Tommy bursts laughing while Dasie proceeds: "Gordon, the apple does not fall far from the tree, he’s definitely your son!" now the robot move toward Dasie and slaps her too.

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