Sep 28, 2012

Bad Dogs - No Boy

Gordon my friend sent me a post about some bad dogs. I can't believe there are bad dogs but just for laugh that's Okay. If you had some bad experience with your dog let us hear about it.

Here is a short clip, about a really rude dog, the clip is not recommended for watching to those who can't watch disgusting scenes. you must see that clip to the end.

Please no hard feeling it's set up, just to embrace you all dog lovers.

Sep 18, 2012

DIY How To Became A Polish Widow

   Only Polish woman don't care about their husbands. They prefer a shiny diamond rather a sick husband. Last year I met plenty of widows on my Caribbean cruise. Helena a lush lady from Chicago told me how she became a widow.

Sep 16, 2012

Pure Logic

My friend Jack the philosopher told me about the way he use logic in real life.

Yesterday morning, on his way home, Jack noticed a good looking man on the street,
his presence causes Jack to think ...
"That rooster, doesn't look like going so early for his day work, so ... he must be returning..."
From where can a person like him get back so early, so neat and smell's so well?....
Only from an affair.....!!!, off course with a married women, and she must be lush....

But ... Our neighborhood has only six adulterous wives.
Dee? Rose? no, they are now on a Caribbean cruise. 
Sarah? no her husband is back home returning fro Afghanistan.
Betty? but I just left her bed.
Sandra? but Sandra picked up yesterday a Marine worrier at the bar.
And ... My wife Peggy???

But my wife has only three lovers ...
Her boss ... My boss ... and a famous attorney from the fourth Ave, his name is Gordon.
"Good morning, Mr. Gordon" Jack says.
"Good morning, but where do you know me?" Asked Gordon.
"Simple logic, I like solving Sudoku"  Jack replied.


Sep 3, 2012

Try To Remember The Kind Of September

I love so much that song, even after the Sep. 11 2001 crime.
God bless you all, just lets pray the bad men all over the world, will be locked behind bars.
I remember that song from the first days, my parents gave me that record as a present for my birthday which is at the end of this month.
p.s. I hate listening to the song, when the smart guys are broadcasting it at December.

Verse 1
Try to remember the kind of September
When life was slow and, oh, so mellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
When grass was green and grain was yellow.
Try to remember the kind of September when
you were a tender and callow fellow.
Try to remember, and
if you remember
Then follow (echo)
Follow follow
Follow follow follow
follow follow follow

Verse 2
Try to remember when life was so tender
That no one wept except the willow
Try to remember when life was so tender
that dreams were kept beside your pillow
Try to remember when life was so tender that
love was and ember about to billow
Try to remember, and
if you remember Then follow (echo)
Follow follow etc.

Verse 3
Deep in December it's nice to remember,
Although you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember
Without a hurt, the heart is hollow.
Deep in december it's nice to remember the
fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December our hearts should remember,
And follow (echo)
follow follow etc.
Try To Remember - Jerry Orbach 1960 

Jerry Orbach Try To Remember 1982