Oct 18, 2014

Buffalo Fighting

Do Son Buffalo Fighting Festival

Buffalo fighting is a unique and traditional festival of people in Do Son District, Haiphong City. This festival is not only associated with Water Goddess worshiping and sacrificing custom but also expressed bravery, chivalry, and risk-taking spirit of people in the coastal city of Haiphong. 



The festival derives from the belief of Do Son’s locals that buffalo fighting is in favor of their guardian gods and hence a continuity of this activity brings them safe voyages, abundant crops as well as healthy and wealthy people—signs of prosperity and happiness. As a matter of fact, Do Son Buffalo Fighting Festival has been long conducted within the region since the 18th century.
The festival is annually and officially operated on the 9th day of the 8th month in Vietnamese Lunar Calendar; however, its preparation takes participants nearly a year to process. From choosing the right buffaloes to buy, raising and training them—all of which require hard work and ongoing effort. For example, selection of fighting buffaloes only must be in great meticulosity as they must meet a wide range of requirements: at least 4 or 5 years old, wide chest, bow-shape horns, toned thighs, and long tail. Also, these buffaloes are kept separately from normal ones, and so on. Source
Great beasts show, at the end of the day everybody may eat a nice Buffalo steak.




 

Oct 9, 2014

The Wedding Photographer Scene

   Thomas sent me last week a great clip which I would prefer calling it "Who slept with the groom?" this vjoke is hilarious. maybe you might find a former clip so please let me know.
Who slept with the groom
 

“A police officer stops a motorist speeding down Main Street. ‘But officer,’ the man says, ‘I can explain—’ ‘Be quiet,’ snaps the officer. ‘I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.’ ‘But, officer, I just wanted to say—’ says the driver. ‘And I say keep quiet! You’re going to jail!’ replies the officer. A few hours later the officer looks in on his prisoner and says, ‘Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.’ ‘Don’t count on it,’ answers the motorist. ‘I’m the groom.’” Source

Oct 5, 2014

Inspector Jacques Clouseau Last Plot

  Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau was called urgently to solve the mystery. Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with a very wide smile on their faces. Cause the local police can't find out they called Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau to investigate.
"First body," says
Clouseau, "Pierre Dubois, the Engineer, 69, died while coming screwing a prostitute, hence the Smile." 
"Second body" says Clouseau,"Remy Beauvais, pimp, 25 Died of Meth(Methamphetamine) poisoning, hence the Smile." 
The Police Inspector asked, "And what about this third body?" 
 "Ah," says Clouseau, "this is the most unusual one. Jacques Brel, Belgian, 18, struck by lightning."
 "Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Police Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken"!
 
Inspector Clouseau plays billiards.


Clouseau Must Fix The Lighter.

Oct 3, 2014

They Desire To Look Like Baboons

  Some time I am gazing on perfect butts and try imagine, is it natural or refurbished. Butt load using silicon injections help some people. Maybe I should inject two pound of silicon to my butt, cause my pant hang low and always slip down.



Check the clip and look at the Baboons. Are we heading a fashion of the Baboon syndrome.

Sep 30, 2014

French Cougar Hunting Secrets

  My mother in law sent me that great clip showing how cougars are hunting. She may be ready next week, don't let her cheat you.

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The Cougar Secret.
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Double Gen Sex

Double Gen Sex
See also the post about Double Generation Sex

Here is another clip using some makeup and silicon skies for hunting some good time. Sugar daddy looks hunting a chic and found a cougar instead I love to call that clip old Boomerang.
  
Two Used Boomerang

Aug 13, 2014

Meet Mr. Dickhead

My Friend sent me a great clip Mr. dickhead is full of shit and he try to impress his date.



The Comedy Store (Dutch).
Mr and Mrs Bok go wine tasting this week, and oysters food. Everything they eat is dead. 

Jul 14, 2014

Inspector Jacques Clouseau Quest

Inspector Jacques Clouseau investigated the theft of the jewelry in the hotel. the woman told him that her husband closed the jewelry in the safe and left her the safe code on piece of paper, but she has no idea how to open the safe. the instructions are: 
1. The code is compound from different four digits.
2. If we will add to the code the number 5355 we will receive the code in reversal digits.
3. Clue: The code is situated in the field of plus minus 200 year from the demolition of the Bastille.









Inspector Jacques Clouseau investigate the staff, and none of them know the meaning of the Bastille. his conclusion, that all are innocent, so who open the safe?
Can you help Inspector Clouseau to open the safe?   
Inspector Jacques Clouseau