The Schlemiel And The Schlimazel

Do you know the difference between the Schlemiel and the Schlimazel? The Schlemiel is the active guy always sloppy, and the Schlimazel its passive victim.
The most well known explain is about the glass of coffee, which the Schlemiel drops it on the Schlimazel's pants.

Here I found another great clip, explaining the difference between these two persons. hey beware next time, once putting your stuff in the overhead bin.

If you like Seinfeld you may enjoy The Schlemiel and the Schlimazel in Seinfeld - here 

Here you get a great Salad Bar of Schlemiel's and the Schlimazel's  
Here is a Schlemiel.

 


And here is a Polish Schlemiel.

Two Bitches

Hi my friends here are two great clips for you. Always listen to your girls they will soon reveal their nails.


When a high powered career woman is asked on a romantic date by her boyfriend, she decides to end their relationship there and then. Not content to let her man down gently, she goes in all guns blazing, prepared even to vent her spleen, but is she really prepared for the outcome?
Lucky Escape is a four-minute short, which was written, produced, and directed by Shane McCabe, and shot in one day on location in Rathfarnham Village, Dublin. Although shot in Dublin with an all-Irish cast and crew, the movie sets out to explore a universal theme.

The second clip is also about the same motive bore and grid. The actors are speaking Russian, but you will get the idea. At the end she regret and tell him she loves him, oh no more shit.



And now I add a true funny story Trip to Italy. will she became a bitch?

A young and attractive New York woman decided to get suicide by throwing herself into the ocean. but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we're off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the ship's hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her, and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

Quoits

I came yesterday to visit my old aunt Dee, and found her and her sister Betty playing quoits with their handsome boyfriend Gordon. the winner will get the prize, a happy hour with Gordon. The looser will get another chance tomorrow.

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