The Wrong Tube

Dee, our neighbors daughter married last week. The young couple spent the first night at her parents home. 
At breakfast little Tommy Dee's brother, asks his Mom, "Is the young couple still in their room?".
Mother:"Yep".
Little Tommy: "Do you know what I think?"

 
His mother replies: "I don't care what you think! just hurry and go to school"

Tommy returned home for lunch and asks his mother, "What's up with the young couple? did they show up?"
Mom:"No"

Little Tommy: "Do you know what I think?"
Mom replies: "I do not want to hear what you think! Just finish your meal and prepare your homework"

At dinner Daddy asks, "Is the young couple in their room yet?"
Mom replies: "Yes"
Little Tommy: "Do you know what I think?"

Mom: "Okay, now tell me what you think?"
Little Tommy: "Last night, Gordon came to my room asking for Vaseline and I think .....
I gave him my model airplane glue ... "

Games 4 The Wise

     My friend Gordon share the link for the I.Q Test. Smarty Pants Test

When it says you only have 8 seconds to answer the question, they aren't kidding!. Remember that....8 seconds! this is VERY FAST , so be prepared!! You only have 8 seconds for each question. Click on the Smartorstoopid and have fun. Smartorstoopid  Now if you enjoy this you have more games for the super intelligent. Click here and enjoy, try the Drench don't give up, you can make it.

Mercy During War

Aerial Chivalry -The Story of Charlie Brown and Franz Stigler 

My Friend told me that incredible story about a German pilot who play a honored game during WW2. that's remind me also the story about the 1914 'football truce' anniversary     Encountering a mortally-wounded B-17 limping back to England, Luftwaffe ace Franz Stigler anticipated an easy kill and another opportunity to avenge his brother’s death at the opening of WWII. As he approached the virtually helpless American plane, however, he saw the faces of the dead and wounded crewmen. Then, Stigler’s eyes met those of pilot Charles Brown. Despite the potentially severe consequences of letting an enemy plane escape, Stigler felt that he had to answer a higher call of honor . . . mercy. Expecting the worst at any moment, Brown marveled as the enemy Bf-109 stuck with him to the North Sea. His adversary then saluted and veered away, allowing the astonished Brown to journey safely home. With this encounter engraved into the minds of both pilots for decades after the war’s end, the two men remarkably located one another in 1990. In the years that followed, their friendship developed to the point where Stigler considered Brown to be as precious as the brother he had lost. Source

Polish Pizza

     Mark (Polish) ordered a family size pizza. "Shall I slice it into sixteen or eight slices?" asked him the seller. Mark replies "Please slice it into eight, I will not be able to eat sixteen"

Aussie Humor? The Dalai Lama, is not at his age and his English is "Tibetish" 

The Last Dog In China

I heard many stories about the Chinese who like to eat dogs. On my visits in China I never saw pets. Here you mat see the last dog, whose owner Mr. Chung use him as a private guard. If any of you have pictures of pets in China please let us see them.

Bean Soup

    My friend Gordon loves to eat bowls of bean soup. But since his marriage to Sue, he stopped eating all the foods that mix up his stomach and produce noises and odor, like a chemistry laboratory. Sue never cook beans nor cauliflower and never let him eat any piece of radish.
    Yesterday Gordon had a real bad day, his boss called him at the end of the day handed him an envelope which means he is laid off. He went to the parking place and the engine died. Gordon was really pissed off. he tried to pick a cab but it was a bad day, no cabs around so he walked home. After a while it start raining and Gordon got wet. suddenly he smelled the odor of a bean soup. he looks around and find himself in front of a small restaurant. 

Gordon ordered  a bowl of homemade bean soup, and now he feels much better. He ordered another one and finally left heading home.
 All the way home Gordon farts, his farts were always sounded like Graham, but after the bean soup they seem to became Trump phi. In the Navy we used to call the different farts: Graham - very strong but short, Trump - a serial farts loud but with a nice melody and Josef - like a whisper but stink like rotten eggs. 
   Finally Gordon find himself at his home, Sue opened the door kissed him and covered his eyes whispering "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." Sue then led him to his chair at the table. She warn him not to open his eyes till she will return. Gordon was bursting and he start releasing the pressure, Trump, Trump phi, Graham, the odor was terrible and Gordon grab the dish and work it like a hand held fan, he also start to sing to overcome the Trumps. "We are marching to Pretoria, Trump, Pretoria, Trump........."
Sue entered the dining room and cried "Happy Birthday to Gordon" Gordon takes off the goggles looked at his friends and family seating at the table holding their noses.

The Homeless That Will Smile Again

Gordon my old friend sent me once again that short-film with it's moral "how the wheel turns". One moment you are up and the next moment you are in deep shit. I believe that you just need to ask for your family and your friends help, and not for the help of the bottle or the powder. Please take your time watch that short-film and thank God for all you get.
Look around smile and imagine how your family love you, God bless you.

I weep by the end of that sentimental film.