Pet Scam

    Dee  went into a pet store in Hong Kong and asked for a special present for her husband. the seller shows her the way into the other room. he took out a parrot from his cage and puts it on an electric organ. The parrot starts playing the organ really good. "That's incredible!" says Dee. "how much is the price for the bird?" The seller told her "Mom it will cost you 75 grand, not a penny less". "Okay" said Dee "what else can you offer me?" The seller opened another cage and took out a small hamster and put it on the electric organ, giving him a piece of popcorn and the hamster starts singing like Johnny Cash.
    Everyone in the store looks amazed by the hamster singing. Dee decided to buy the hamster for any price, cause her man might be so pleased hearing country music singed by the hamster. "I must have that hamster, will you sell him to me?" she asks. The small chinese charged her 400 bucks for the hamster and gave her a new cage for free.
    Another chinese customer standing next to Dee, asked the seller "why are you selling that talent hamster so cheap?" "No I'm not," the seller replied. "The parrot is a ventriloquist"

Hamsters can't Play the Piano (and can't sing either)


The ventriloquist Show

Coffee or Tea

    Franky the yuppy was very proud of himself he had today, a lucky day with his Forex business, he made almost one million bucks profit. Suddenly went into his office an old man with a small jar. The old man offers him to buy the goldfish in the jar for one million bucks. "You're crazy!", Laughed Franky, "one million bucks in exchange for a small fish in a jar?" "It's not just a fish, its the goldfish from the fairy tales" replied the old man.
   The old man shook the jar and the goldfish stood on his tail and said: "Yes sir, what's your order" "Bring us two cups of coffee," said the old man, in less than a second, two cups of steaming coffee landed on the desk.
Franky became greedy and faster than light he gave the old man a briefcase with the dough, in exchange for the golden fish. after the old man left he shook the jar and the goldfish stands up on his tail and say: "Yes sir, what do you want?" Franky ordered him "I want my million bucks back and a 200ft yacht and stunningly beautiful blonde girl"
"Sorry," replied the goldfish, "All I do is just tea or coffee ..."

Mr Bean's Goldfish

Debt Relief

    At my first  Economy lecture, the professor asked, what is the cost of money? None of us gave the correct answer. all the students mentioned Gold prices, Exchange Rates, Stock markets,  etc. After the class calm down, the professor gave the answer, interest of course is what we pay for buying money.

   And then he continued shocking us again by giving a declaration "loans shall not be returned" ,

except the workers and small businesses which must pay their small loans to the Banks and the

sharks. All the students were astonished and ask for an explanation! The professor explained it

very simple. All the Finance Industry do not want to sit on their money, they are selling it for an 

annual income which is the interest. 

   So just imagine, that all the loans in the world are returned. Then the banks have no more income eh?" The professor show us examples of famous corporations and countries which their debts were consolidated and recycled.

   To simplify the issue, the professor told us about his friend a true story that highlights the claim of the loan that always recycled.

    At the Korean war a company of Marine Ranges walked into a snipers ambush. The scout and the Lieutenant were killed Immediately and Tom took over the command and rescue the company safely. All the Rangers swear that they will never forget this, and they owe him their lives. The war was over and the men returned home. But they continue keep in touch and decided to meet once in a year at Las Vegas.
. All the veterans were very lucky in their businesses, except Tom which start gambling and boozing. Two years after the war his debts exceed fifty grands and his wife pushed him hard to stop and to recover of gambling and became a man. The next day Tom came into Richard's office and after a short small talk, he asks Richard sixty grands as a non interest loan for three months, so Richard gave his hero which saved his life during the war. Three month later Tom knock on Ted's door and again got his sixty grands which he returned to Richard. 

   And so Tom recycled his debt between his friends. Every three months he got one loan, returned his debt and have a pint of beer with his friends. The years passed but the veterans keeps in touch annually, and Tom was still walking around moving the dough between his friends. After ten years Tom fell sick and was dying, so all the veterans assembled around his bed. Some were praying some were running the old memories to encourage Tom. And then Tom made a confession and told them all about his gambling and the need for the dough of sixty grands and how the loan changed his life.
He remind them how he visit them regularly each three months recycling the dough between them. And told them, now why the hell you need me you can recycle the money without my presence. 
Epilogue The Debt Relief became now part of our life, every day we read about countries playing the same game which Tom the Ranger developed.