The Morning Pee

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I'm over eighty years old, I don't need them for sex anymore,
 I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes." source

That dog swallowed all his master Viagra pills.

Snake Charmer vs Viagra

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Okay my friends there is an alternative to our Viagra pills. But if the flute will not help wake up your instrument, than you may use the cobra or the snake charmer to replace you eh?