Showing posts with label OMG. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OMG. Show all posts

Apr 19, 2012

Proud Parents

 I just received this old joke from Gordon, and I feel I must share it with you, just have fun.
 Four men and a woman were chatting in a cocktail party.
Arnold tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
Bob follow his friend and proudly announce his fellows, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
Conan says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
Donald says very proudly, "My son is the Pope When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Edit was sipping her Martini in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, I have a daughter  When she walks into a room, Edit turn on her iPhone showing them her picture ....


                          people say, Oh My God!"

Sep 8, 2011

OMG Her Head Shrunk

Hi my friends, chocolates are great, especially the dark ones over 70% cocoa. But watch what will happen if someone is exaggerating eating chocolates, chocolate cakes, cups of thick chocolate etc.


Eventually Glutton's head shrunk!!!
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