My Friend sent me this great clip, so I got familiar with the Knallerfrauen clips.
I will investigate them ASAP and let you have fun.
How for God sake is she unplugging the cork.
My kids gave me many years ago a nice present Alfred Hitchcock's movie collection. Last night I watch the thrilling movie The Birds. for sure I watch that movie several times, but I never paid too much attention to the song the pupils were singing, do you?
But in these days using google's aid I checked for the lyrics and I wonder why Hitchcock use that unknown song for that scene?
Crows on the Playground.
This is the song sung by the school children in Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds.” This version is based on how the song sounds in the actual film. source thank you so much Bruce Christopher.
The Russian President went to Vegas incognito. As he entered the terminal, he
looked around and gazed on the slot machines all around the hall. he ordered his
bodyguard "hand me ten bucks" Putin put in the bill, pressed a button and
got a pack of Kent cigarettes, wow!.
he asked for another ten, inserted it and pressed the button and now the machine delivered a pack of Rothmans cigarettes, wow!.
he asked for another ten bucks, inserted the bill and this time the machine delivered a pack of Parliament cigarettes
Putin asked for another ten bucks, but Igor nodded "Vlad, I'm out of cash".
"ёб твою мать!" (Yób tvoyú mat' -"Gosh") hurry to the change machine and bring me more 10 bucks bills, can't you see I'm lucky!"
Igor returned and Putin put in another bill and the machine emitted now
an Old Gold pack of cigarettes and another pack of Eagle cigarettes.
Putin cry "I've got a Poker hand"
If you are Russian please tell Putin to come once again to Vegas but now his bodyguard should use this application CasinoTrip.
it is a cool app so next time he might enjoy gambling in a real casino.
from their website I
can see they have information from all over the world. Neat site and a
great app - I totally recommend it to anyone who travels and likes to
visit a casino.
One of the most famous Hollywood actors, Ms Dee. was unhappy cause of her huge vagina
lips. She went to the cosmetic procedures clinic to reduce her vagina lips. She asks her surgeon to keep the procedure and her name as top
secret. When she wakes up, after the operation she noticed three bouquets of roses.
She asked the nurse to explain who are the persons who send her these bouquets.
The nurse smiles and told her "two are from her and the surgeon". "Okay", she smiles with pains, "but who for god sake sent me the third bouquet?"
"Oh," says the nurse, "that bouquet is from sergeant Smith, he wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
Silicon Boobs.
Betty teaches her class of seven years old pupils a lesson. she asks her class "Who can tell us, what's the most expensive material in the world?"
Bobby raised his finger and said "for sure it's gold, because last week my daddy told Mom 'with all the gold I spent on you, I could buy a brand new Porsche."
The teacher nodded,
but told her pupils, to thing about a most expensive material.
Rose raised her finger, "for sure diamonds are the most expensive material in the world". can you tell us why asks Betty. because last week my daddy told Mom "I could drive a Ferrari like Gordon, if you didn't insist on that six carat diamond ring"
The teacher said "correct, thank you rose" but Johnny stands up and shout "silicone is the winner. it worth much more than diamonds" Betty asked Johnny "Will you explain us why
silicone?"
Johnny "Because since my mom has refurbished her boobs with Silicone implants you should see all the most expensive cars outside our house!"
Buffalo fighting is a unique and traditional
festival of people in Do Son District, Haiphong City. This festival is
not only associated with Water Goddess worshiping and sacrificing custom
but also expressed bravery, chivalry, and risk-taking spirit of people
in the coastal city of Haiphong.
The festival derives from the belief of Do Son’s locals that buffalo
fighting is in favor of their guardian gods and hence a continuity of
this activity brings them safe voyages, abundant crops as well as
healthy and wealthy people—signs of prosperity and happiness. As a
matter of fact, Do Son Buffalo Fighting Festival has been long conducted
within the region since the 18th century.
The festival is annually and officially operated on the 9th day of the 8th
month in Vietnamese Lunar Calendar; however, its preparation takes
participants nearly a year to process. From choosing the right buffaloes
to buy, raising and training them—all of which require hard work and
ongoing effort. For example, selection of fighting buffaloes only must
be in great meticulosity as they must meet a wide range of requirements:
at least 4 or 5 years old, wide chest, bow-shape horns, toned thighs,
and long tail. Also, these buffaloes are kept separately from normal
ones, and so on. SourceGreat beasts show, at the end of the day everybody may eat a nice Buffalo steak.
Thomas sent me last week a great clip which I would prefer calling it "Who slept with the groom?" this vjoke is hilarious. maybe you might find a former clip so please let me know. Who slept with the groom
“A police officer stops a motorist speeding down Main Street. ‘But
officer,’ the man says, ‘I can explain—’ ‘Be quiet,’ snaps the officer.
‘I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets
back.’ ‘But, officer, I just wanted to say—’ says the driver. ‘And I say
keep quiet! You’re going to jail!’ replies the officer. A few hours
later the officer looks in on his prisoner and says, ‘Lucky for you the
chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.’ ‘Don’t count on it,’ answers the motorist. ‘I’m the groom.’” Source
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau was called urgently to solve the mystery.Three
dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with a very wide smile on their faces. Cause the local police can't find out they called Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau to investigate.
"First body," says Clouseau, "Pierre Dubois, the Engineer, 69,
died while coming screwing a prostitute, hence
theSmile." "Second body" says Clouseau,"Remy Beauvais, pimp, 25 Died
of Meth(Methamphetamine) poisoning, hence theSmile." The Police Inspector asked, "And what about this third body?" "Ah," says Clouseau, "this is the most unusual one. Jacques Brel,Belgian, 18,
struck by lightning." "Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Police Inspector. "He thought he was having his
picture taken"! Inspector Clouseau plays billiards.
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