They Desire To Look Like Baboons

  Some time I am gazing on perfect butts and try imagine, is it natural or refurbished. Butt load using silicon injections help some people. Maybe I should inject two pound of silicon to my butt, cause my pant hang low and always slip down.



Check the clip and look at the Baboons. Are we heading a fashion of the Baboon syndrome.

French Cougar Hunting Secrets

  My mother in law sent me that great clip showing how cougars are hunting. She may be ready next week, don't let her cheat you.

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The Cougar Secret.

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Double Gen Sex

Double Gen Sex

See also the post about Double Generation Sex

Here is another clip using some makeup and silicon skies for hunting some good time. Sugar daddy looks hunting a chic and found a cougar instead I love to call that clip old Boomerang.
  
Two Used Boomerang

Meet Mr. Dickhead

My Friend sent me a great clip Mr. dickhead is full of shit and he try to impress his date.

The Comedy Store (Dutch).
Mr and Mrs Bok go wine tasting this week, and oysters food. Everything they eat is dead. 

Inspector Jacques Clouseau Quest

Inspector Jacques Clouseau investigated the theft of the jewelry in the hotel. the woman told him that her husband closed the jewelry in the safe and left her the safe code on piece of paper, but she has no idea how to open the safe. the instructions are: 

1. The code is compound from different four digits.

2. If we will add to the code the number 5355 we will receive the code in reversal digits.

3. Clue: The code is situated in the field of plus minus 200 year from the demolition of the Bastille.

 Source

Inspector Jacques Clouseau investigate the staff, and none of them know the meaning of the Bastille. his conclusion, that all are innocent, so who open the safe?

Can you help Inspector Clouseau to open the safe?   

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Armor Of Russia

If you want to learn about the Russian point of view on WW2 I suggest you should watch these wonderful clips.
Part 1

 
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
 

Horny Girls

   This morning I found an e-Mail from my friend Gordon, he sent me some funny pictures taken by horny people. Check the scenes and imagine yourself at the same place, how do you behave near nude sculptures, did you dream taking your boyfriend to the hotel and do some sewing job.

Anyone who has pictures of these statues may tell us about his experience, thank you.

Chicken Game In The Ocean

This joke we use to tell many years ago, and to tell the true I really forgot all about it.
Last week I received this joke and I would like to share it, cause of the moral "Every Captain is a professionalist as far he is sober"

A-853 (Spanish-American encounter recapped by a Russian Americanist Mikhail Zadornov)

 

An ALLEGED conversation between Americans and Galicians recorded off the coast of Finisterre, Galicia. source
<Transmission begins>
Galician:
"This is A-853, please change your course 15 degrees South to avoid colliding with us. You are coming straight towards us, distance 25 nautical miles."

American:
"We recommend that you change your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision."

Galician:
"Negative. We repeat, change your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision."

American:
"You are talking to the captain of a ship of the United States of America. We insist you turn your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision."

Galician:
"We do not consider that feasible or advisable, we suggest that you change your course 15 degrees South to avoid colliding with us."

American (very angry):
"You are talking to Captain Richard James Howard, at the bridge of the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln of the USA Navy, the second biggest warship of the North American fleet. We are escorted by two battleships, three destroyers, five cruisers, four submarines and numerous amphibious support vessels. I am not suggesting, I am ordering you to change your course 15 degrees North! Otherwise we will be forced to take any measures necessary to guarantee both the safety of this ship and the force of this coalition. You belong to an allied country and a member of NATO, so obey immediately and get out of our way!"

Galician:
"You are speaking to Jose Manuel Otero-Rivas. We are two people. We are escorted by our dog, our food, two beers and a canary that is currently asleep.  We have the support of Radio Coruňa FM and Channel 16 for marine emergencies. We are not intending to move anywhere as we are speaking to you from the mainland, from lighthouse A-853 of Finisterre on the coast of Galicia, and we don’t have a f*cking clue what our ranking is of Spanish lighthouses.
You may take whatever measures you consider opportune and bloody well feel like to guarantee the safety of your goddamn ship, which is about to shred itself on the rocks, but what we continue to insist and suggest as the best, most sane and more recommendable course of action, is to turn 15 degrees South to avoid colliding with us."
American:
"OK. Received. Thank you."

<End of transmission>

Gallegos y Norteamericanos