Job Interview Goes Wrong

   Just after the great war, Hans and Kurt emigrate from Berlin to New York. Both didn't understand English at all, but an old friend advise them, to look for signs with the word Jobs. As you know those years the economy sucks and the two young Germans were wandering the streets day after day, looking for a job. One day they see a sign Jobs Vacant. Hans told Kurt "go in, you are the smart guy, try to get a job for us"

Ten minutes later Kurt returns pissed off. "whats up? how was the job interview?" demands Hans
"I entered the room, two men and a woman, were sitting at the table, and they start asking me questions" replied Kurt. "well?" said Hans.
Kurt continued "the tall man ask me": "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" and I nodded twice.
The shorty told me "SHOW US YOUR HAND" I understand cause its similar to German Hand, so I showed my hand.
The tall continued "SHOW US YOUR FOOT" again I understand cause its similar to German Fuß (Fuss), so I showed my foot.
You do great said Hans, ALSO? (German)
Kurt proceeds, "then the woman asks "DO YOU SMOKE?" here I should be wrong......I opened the zipper and show them my schmuck!

Job Interview - Funny

That's how a job interview should looks

Taxi Driver

   While I was diving in the tubes of YouTube, searching for some materials for my previous post, fortunately I found some great clips made by the Z'AIME team from Benin. There are about 40 episodes, which I choose the most favorite. Even though they speaks French, you will love them as me. 
   The plot is about a Taxi driver running his bike. The boy is working hard to make the money for a four wheel vehicle. But he must be a schlemiel, cause always he finds himself at the mediators desk.
p.s. All the cabs in NYC are yellow, but here all the drivers wears yellow shirts, nice isn't it?.

La grosse dame - Small head but huge ass. Learn more about her ass development.

Z'AIME: Le peteur - Take me to the Toilet ASAP.

Z'AIME : Mini Jupe (Mini Skirt) 

That taxi driver must be an optical engineer or maybe just a voyeur. When we were 7-8 years old, we use mirrors to investigate the colors of our girlfriends underwear. It's always nice to learn some new tricks.

Z'AIME: Changement de cliente - Horny Taxi Driver.

 

Dwarf Tossing

I read an article about "Midget tossing soon to be legal again!!"  Link.  So I searched the web and found many interest facts about this kind of "show Business". Let me hear your opinion, why dwarf people can't get an ordinary job? would you hire a midget as a Doctor? or a teller in your bank?
Let me hear about "little people" which are occupied in your company. 
Dwarf Throwing

 
Dwarf Toss 2007 "Midget Tossing"

 
Dwarf Throwing WA

 

Dwarf Tossing "Sport"!!! 


Midget Bowling

You Need A Liquor License

My Friend Gordon went out pubing, he enter into a new bar he never visited before. Gordon took his place next to an attractive blonde and orders a beer.

The bartender fills the mug and  slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... 

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks  the beer off her boobs.
 Next time the blonde calls for another beer. This happens again. So after the third beer, Gordon decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, Gordon jumps up and  starts to lick her boobs and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, "Jeez lady, why do you let the bartender do  it?'
"Duh," says the  blonde, "He has a licker license!"

    

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Let's be happy while we are  here!

Those Were The Days

My friend sent me today that clip, so now we may enjoy Studio Alexander Petrov again. That's took me back to my childhood days to the odd world when kids played with sticks and stones. Tears trickled from my eyes as I remembered the old days.

One More Time 2010

Now you can navigate on youtube to some more of Alexander Petrov animation like my first love part 1 - Link and part 2 - Link

NYC - Street Games

Kids playing with wheels - India

Hotel Extra Charges

   Uncle Thomas and his gorgeous wife went for their Honeymoon to Cancun. Uncle Thomas made a reservation for a five star hotel at a special deal, full board for 500 bucks per week. Just imagine that 500 bucks, at those days were like five grand today. Of course the young couple spent most of the days at their room viewing the ceiling, you know what I mean?

   When they check out, Uncle Thomas notice the bill shows $1,410, $500 for the package deal and $910 extras. Uncle Thomas asked the receptionist "Please explain me what are the extras mean" The receptionist shows him the details:

- Swimming pool beverages ten bucks per person per day.. ......10*2*7 = $140

- Tennis court ten bucks per person per day.............................10*2*7 = $140

- Mini-golf ten bucks per person per day..................................10*2*7 = $140

- Massage 20 bucks per person per day...................................20*2*7 = $280

- Speedboat 30 bucks per day..................................................30*7    = $210

- Subtotal .........................................................................................= $910

Uncle Thomas replied "but we didn't use any of these goodies!!" The receptionist told him that's our policy here. "Let me see the manager" asked Uncle Thomas.

The manager listens to Uncle Thomas and then explains "Our Hotel have extra staff and extra costs to maintain all these goodies and our guests enjoyed all of them". Uncle Thomas insists "But we didn't use any of them, we are on a honeymoon, if you know what I mean"
The manager was hard as a rock, "It's your problem, all these facilities are here, you should have use them"

Eventually Uncle Thomas draws a ten bucks bill, handed it to the manager and said "Okay so now we settle it". The manager looked surprised "But sir, your bill is 1,410 bucks and you pay me only ten bucks". "Yep," says Uncle Thomas "I charged you $200 per day for sleeping with my gorgeous wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager. "Well, well" Uncle Thomas replies, "she was available here, she was in the room, naked all day and night, laying in your king-size bed and you could have."

Ga. Nail Salon Charges Overweight Woman Extra

Charges like that are called in my slang Succeed, when the sniffy client asks "what the hell is succeed" the owner erase the line and says it did not work (succeed) this time. caveat emptor!

Working Apes

Monkeys as Waiters in Japan

Babysitter in India
That monkey arrives each day and help the mother taking care on her three weeks baby. At the end of the day the monkey eat a bowl rice (not too hot) and a glass of local beer.

 
Very Smart Monkey Show In Japan (part 1 of 3) AMAZING

Japan Funny Show-Intelligent Monkey Kwaii!

The chimps at the bar - old joke

The Chimp And The Dog  - China

Here is one of the sweetest songs, following me since I was a Kid - Lyrics
Arthur Collins & Byron Harlan sing - Aba Daba Honeymoon

Carleton Carpenter and Debbie Reynolds, performing Abba Dabba Honeymoon from Two Weeks with Love- LINK