Mar 31, 2012

Old Farts

My Friend Sent me some cartoons - source
I cut and paste the best.

 
We use to call that slot.....the "plumber's crack" you know what I mean. 

As you can see she had a small head, but she will eat him for breakfast....LOL 



We all are using four kinds of bottles thru our life.



Source

Mar 30, 2012

The Mysterious Traveler

The Polish government sent a Lamborghini to the Vatican as a present for the the new Pope.



  The next morning, the Pope told his driver to take him for a ride to enjoy the new car, he always dreamed about. They sneaked out of the Vatican driving the Rome ring, suddenly the Pope ordered the driver to stop and to exchange places. The Pope began driving the car, after he got used to the terrific car he accelerate and speed up the car to top speed. Tony was patrolling above with the police helicopter and notice the racing car so he ordered the pilot to hold the car.

Tony went off the helicopter and sign the driver to open the black window. Tony bowed and mumbled apology. Tony went to the helicopter and calls his chief officer.
Tony: Hi Chief, we have a problem, I need you to come here immediately.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Tony: We have a very important visitor, I pulled over a Porsche driving very fast but I don't know how to handle this case.
Chief: its the Police Commissioner?
Tony: No, he is much more important.
Chief: It's the Mayor of Rome?
Tony: No, he is much more important.
Chief: Tell me Tony, is it the president?
Tony: Much more important than that.
Chief: Who's more important than our president?
Tony: That's why I need you here, cause our visitor use our Pope as his driver.

Mar 26, 2012

Do You Like SWAROVSKI

   My wife like to buy SWAROVSKI items. She used to say diamonds today are actually zircons, so she prefers   to wear SWAROVSKI  jewelries and pearls rather than diamonds. At SWAROVSKI, While she examines the jewelry table I enjoy observing the other works of the SWAROVSKI designs. I am lucky that she doesn't like the animal collection, but many people like these nice art works. 


 
These photos were shot in SWAROVSKI shop in VĂ¡ci Utca, Budapest. Three years later we were hanging around in Bucharest, the outside weather pushed us into the shops in the mall. After buying some great leather accessories our next stop was at the SWAROVSKI shop.
I personally checked the crystal martini glasses and the Champagne tall glasses and I dreamed about buying them but my wife prefer jewelery. I love drinking my whiskey using crystal glasses, but martini with crystal glasses? she would not agree.

Now lets take a look and find which item looks to me to be defected, can you see it.


I can't understand what happened here.