Feb 27, 2012

Bulls vs Culture in Pamplona

   To tell the truth Pamplona for me is the festival of running of the bulls. The city is famous for the San Fermín festival, from July 6 to 14, in which the running of the bulls is one of the main attractions. This festival was brought to the western world publicity by Ernest Hemingway's novel, The Sun Also Rises.
  The western world is trying now to stop the Bull fighting, across the world but especially in Spain. Here I am trying to show the two faces of Spain. High culture of a nation which respect music, literature but love to celebrate their festivals and traditions. I respect the bull fighting traditions and I believe the bulls were treated with honor. Fox hunting is Okay because it belongs only to the British high class people eh?
An Opera in a Coffee shop 

Running with The Bulls
Today the Bull was better

Feb 26, 2012

Pregnant Bitches

   Harry and Sally a young couple were announced by the gynaecologist  that finally Sally got pregnant but according to her medical status, she should be keep watching her pregnancy. The doctor explained Harry and warned him not to have sex with Sally until the birth.
A month passed, and Harry couldn't cool down anymore and tries to convince Sally to let him get a quickie. Sally refused but offers him to take one hundred bucks from her pocket and find himself a hooker.
   Harry agrees, and went out to pickup a lay. Harry just opened his cars door and his next door neighbor Dee wiggles her buttocks while walking around the corner with her puppies. Dee asked him what's up?, Harry told her the story. Dee smiled and offers herself to give him some good time for the 100 bucks. Ten minutes later Harry returned home, and Sally asked him how come you returned so fast, did you have sex? Harry told her about Mrs Dee their neighbor and how she invited him to her bedroom and gave him good time for his bill.

   Sally bursts out and cried "Dee is a real whore, when she was pregnant I gave her husband lays for free!"
The Changing Room - Link

Feb 25, 2012

Lollipop Arts

Amazing artist, look how that Chines prepare wonderful lollipops, when I was a kid my Mom use to buy me at the local grocery a Rooster Lollipop, you could whistle or you could lick it and eat it. But in the old days no artists were preparing those lollipops.
Here is my Rooster

The Magic Dragon - Source

I Love Chinese

Feb 24, 2012

Luck vs Wisdom

   There is an old tale about two tramps wandering the country. Bobby was a smart guy but Louis was blessed with tons of luck. They were walking on the road for hours, finally they decided to rest. Louis was exhausted so he falls on the middle of the road and start snoring. Bobby waked him and asks him to move and take his "bed " to the road side. Louis pay no attention to him, and continues snoring. Bobby the wise guy, lay on the road side and pray no one will pass that road. At midnight a truck came to that road, the truck driver saw a man sleeping on the road, so he turned the wheel and hit Bobby who was sleeping on the safe side. Now tell me who needs a pound of wisdom if you got instead a dozen pounds of luck.

The luckiest people in the world

The Original Tramp - Charlie Chaplin

Now check the tramp from India Raj Kapoor in "Mera Joota Hal Japani"

Feb 20, 2012

Charlie Chaplin Library

If you are a fan of Charlie Chaplin, stay with me I collect his short movies. Here are some short movies which I just found recently.

The Champion - 1915

The Dog's Life - 1916

The Pawnshop

One A.M

The Vagabond

The Trump 1

The Trump 2

The Immigrant

Always Join The Crowd

I received three great clips which remind me the great poem I studied many years ago.

The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost 
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Check the great clips and take my advise always join the crowds. Most of the time be a conformist, cause most non-conformist might regret when they waked up the next day.




Feb 18, 2012

Feb 16, 2012

Greece Kicks The Euro Away

Greece people prefer to return to the Drachma  the stock markets and the currency markets, are swinging up and down for months. Once a week at least we hear about new arrangements but the bears are still roaring.
God Bless Greece and the other European countries which the Greece domino effect will drag them to depression.

Here is an old story which we recycle every time with other figures.
Greece is in the headlines for almost three years. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Our story is about a small village which is now in deep shit, very few tourists visit that village now adays. One day Hans a German tourist entered the local hotel put a €100 bill on the desk, asking the reception clerck he wants to stay a week here but he must inspect the rooms upstairs. The clerck hands him a key and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the €100 bill and runs down the street to repay his debt to the farmer.
The farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.
The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.
The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.
The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter. At that moment Hans comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything.  No one earned anything.  However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works.

Feb 12, 2012

The History Of Aviation

I collect here some clips about our flight pioneers.
Funny Flying Machines

Part 1of 6

Part 2 of 6

Part 3 of 6
here you will find the historic flight of Charles Lindbergh with his plane "the spirit of St Louis"

Part 4 of 6

Part 5 of 6

Part 6 of 6

Feb 11, 2012

Feb 8, 2012

Don't Fuck With Me

Don't fuck with me or I'm gonna to slap you direct on the face use to say the Rob.
My friend Gordon bought a new Japanese Robot which can do everything at home. cleaning, grass cutting, guarding and even cooking. the salesman told Gordon  that if he will add $49.95 he will upload the robots brain with a lie detecting feature. Okay Gordon came home and show the new robot to his wife Dasie, ordering him to cook supper.
His nine year old son Tommy comes home four hours late from school and tried to sneak into his room but daddy grasp him and asked: "Where have you been all this time?"
Tommy replied "I was at the library doing my homework!" *******Flask the robot slap Tommy on his face. Gordon explain his wife and son about the robots skills "this robot can smell lies and he will pay you with a nice slap each time any person tells a lie, now give me the truth"
Tommy "Okay, I was at a Jeff's home playing pinball " faster then light the robot slaps Tommy on the mouth again. Now Tommy became terrified and told his parents they were watching some porn DVD's
Gordon " I’m ashamed of you! at your age, I never lied to my parents!" the robot turns to the right and slap Gordon on his mouth. Dasie and Tommy bursts laughing while Dasie proceeds: "Gordon, the apple does not fall far from the tree, he’s definitely your son!" now the robot move toward Dasie and slaps her too.